Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

OMG! What a night. Those bloody cats invited all the cats in the neighbourhood for a party, around 1 o'clock they started singing karaoke as well! I'm knackered!

at Karaoke Cats
Have a ...

TFIF! I'm on my first Bliss

Evening wenches.

What were they singing? The Lovecats by The Cure? Hope their little furry heads aren’t too sore.

My healthy eating’s going well. Have had two packets of crisps and a Mars bar. I have zero self control.

I had an omelette and two lindors for lunch, but it's ok because I had an half an avocado too
Sausage casserole for tea, if I turf Stupid Cat off and get round to cooking...

I love Love Cats

Maybe they were doing the entire soundtrack of Cats
"Memorieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees........." etc

and online shopping is always a good idéa

I remember seeing Cats years and years ago. My favourite was Macavity because he was a monster of depravity. Funny that

Sportingactivity tonight. Fingers crossed

I think I heard "who let the dogs out" but I'm not sure

Wicked

Not impressed with the Friday panel on ITT. Been super patronising in their comments re Jonnie

Oh and DS1 has claimed an injury so no sportingactivity

Well let's cancel Friday then - no innuendo?

I have a house full of teenage girls - the volume!!!!!! I'd really like a nice long soak in the bath

Boooooooooo we want the HBI! Also [raspberry] [vinnie] to the ITT people. Just as well that Fancy doesn't watch anything to do with Strictly or she'd be very cross with them.

Can hear DS upstairs doing guitar practise. DH is supervising, thank goodness. I shall go and grit my teeth be enthusiastic shortly. 'I'm a Believer' is currently being murdered played very slowly

Oh - hello Fancy - can you not just head for the penthouse facilities and put in earplugs?

Tempting helen, but I generally have to leave the bathroom door open for ScaredyCat if I'm in there for any length of time - she will scratch at the door otherwise. Because walking round the edge of a full bath is soooooooo important. At least she hasn't fallen in recently............

Ah the days of a cat scrambling in an attempt not to fall in the bath

JP looked good in rehearsals. Different kind of hip action —I think— so he should be okay. Lots of lifts too so he can show off how strong he is

DS1 is in my bad books for tonight. There’s nothing wrong with him so he could have gone tonight.

LetUs - your DS1 is in all our bad books for making us miss out on HBI innuendos.

Our cats don't come upstairs to the bathroom (unless they sneak up there unseen), but Inconvenient Cat is desperate to get into the shower room if we're in there. Wierdo!

ScaredyCat likes to roll around in bathroom basins, she is very weird....

We’re NCISing. Gibbs just got a bit stern with someone and gave them a Gibbs Stare.

Wish he'd come over here & be all stern - might frighten a few of them away

Or just make you more able to ignore them

Something like this?

I'm off to the hayloft, I also appear the have agreed to spend most of the weekend at SaturdayMorningSportingVenue Think of me kindly....

Good point letus - he'd be a distraction..........

Here’s Athos thinking of you Helen. Not sure his thoughts are “kind” exactly

Blimey helen

Is chateau time so I’m off there with Aramis. We’ve got the blindfold, the Blue Sash Of Sex, the biscuit spread, the Nutella (both kinds) - think that’s enough for tonight