Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

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FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

Hello wenchi, have been out of it with a really bad migraine, on the mend now.

Havent watched any more of the football thing cos it would have hurt my branes to read the subtitles/try to follow the spanish. However sadly it's not really that sort of show, in terms of shirts off - it's more about the board power struggles and stuff. no waaaait come baaaaack... It is funny, honest.

Also let's face it, santi is too old to play a player now - I was more thinking of him in a managerial / director type role, with a nice suit and hair, like jose morinho type thing...

Afternoon. Have had a productive day of fitness, shopping, cooking and work. Now I feel fully entitled to slob out for the rest of the day. Hurrah! Though looking outside, into the murk, I've just remembered that I was going to investigate doing another wheelbarrow of hardcore... oh joy. Will go and peer at the bit of collapsed shed which need breaking up, and prod it with the sledgehammer. Then probably give up, lock the chickens away, and come back in.

Have you all asleep from sheer boredom now? Jolly good

Fingers crossed for HBI later.

Evening wenches.

Sorry about the migraine Madame, glad it's feeling better now.

Helen for goodness sake sit down, have a rest.

Boo for the traffic LetUs, but yay for possible HBI.

Hope WW's having a good time.

Well, DH has been painting another side of the house today. He's hired proper scaffolding this time, but I still don't like looking up at him.

Off to find

Bloody hell apes! Get him down! My blood pressure can't take it! 😂😣

I'm planning a weekend of fuck all

Gosh, I’ve never seen it used quite like that before!

Oh Madame the football thing sounds okay. I particularly like your casting idea for Santi as the manager. I’m imagining a female director —me— , sparks fly....

Get thee to slabbing Helen. You’ve done quite enough.

JP ALERT - he’s on ITT right now! Hair status: manbun

Letus...i know, but it's perfectly legal 🖒😂

Madame...hope you feel better soon x

I’ll put the big squishy inflated air cushion in place just in case

Also JP is wearing a rather fitted white shirt...

Thanks love
Most considerate

It's a good thing that Fancy doesn't watch Strictly or any of it's variations - can you imagine her reaction to JP in a fitted white shirt?

I am slobbing again now - played with the sledgehammer until it was too dark to safely bash stuff.

We need a new thread started - any volunteers? I'm all out of clever thread titles.

Oh I say!
Just seen a trailer for "gunpowder" with kit

Looks good doesn’t it Badderz?

You’re right Helen. Fortunately Fancy does watch The Last Leg so she’ll be able to see JP on that tonight.

I’ll have a go at a new thread shall I? Bear with.

Oh last leg tonight?
And new series of travel man
Nice

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

for LetUs

I didn't realise it was Kit in Gunpowder. Haven't seen him in anything before as we don't have Atlantic. Looks brill, have it set to record.

Well done LetUs.

Well done letus.

Thanks chaps for the good wishes. It seems to have fucked off now.

Very excited about Gunpowder tomorrow. It looks ace.

Evening wenches Completely knackered. Up at 5 o'clock today Been to a pub and took a walk along the Thames.
Tomorrow we're going to Bath.

Serious question! At the pub they only served Pimms in summer? Is that normal???

Hope you feel better soon Madame

Glad you've arrived ok WW. Yep - Pimms is a summer drink. It's all about the mulled wine now
Athos will demonstrate for you... Oh dear, he seems to have had a bit too much actually. Oh well - never mind.

You'll have to go to a supermarket or off licence.

Gunpowder. No wonder they got caught if Kit's going to march about announcing to all and sundry that he's the brains behind it all. Not v. subtle of him

Hope HBI is providing suitable entertainment for LetUs tonight.

Thanks wenches. Agree with Helen Wicked, though there might be one or two pubs still serving Pimms somewhere. Doubtful unfortunately. Have a wonderful time.

No HBI tonight FFAS, and I’m not there next week.

FFAS re HBI LetUs - he's so inconsiderate Have some consolatory FAF...

Well heeelllllllooooooo

Thank you for the Last Leg heads up wenches.

Yep, Pimms is a summer drink ww, glad you've arrived safely anyhow - have a totally fab time in Bath.

Is MrApes safely down off the scaffolding yet?

Am feeling very consoled. Thoroughly consoled.