Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

[Comtess]

FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

at “to do list”

There was a proper good fight towards the end of the episode between Lucifer and his quitehotbutnotashot angel brother. They really went for it - throwing each other about, breaking tables, crashing through glass. I might have to watch that bit again but on my own.

Oh I think you should letus - just to admire the choreography of the fight scene. So much work goes into them that it's only right to take time to properly appreciate them

Bit of work done
Tea eaten
erm...

My list of 'done' HBFS things is equally exciting...

Oh - there's a new bts pic from Series 1 surfaced on instagram

I knew wenches would understand Fancy. It’s so important to properly appreciate all the hard work that goes into these things. What would be even better would be the opportunity to demonstrate my appreciation to the actors. Enthusiastically.

Oooo fab pics Helen. Athos looks pleased to see you

150 threads - plus the 10 AIBUs and others. There's stamina for you. We really ought to have got a [fleur-de-lys] for our efforts

I am going to have deep thoughts about the hard work that goes into these things that you're descibing.

yy stamina, lots of staying power

How deep will the “thoughts” be Helen?

I should head to the hayloft too. Knackered and I have an appointment in the morning to get my boobs checked . Just a routine check up.

Now now HBFs, no fighting. Yeah right, who am I kidding? Crack on!

Morning wenches.

errrrmmm sorry about that, some of the HBFs were having a bit of a fight. We’re going to need some new tables. And glasses. And restock the bar. And... oh bloody hell Aramis what have I told you about the books? We’ll need a book repairer. And I’ll deal with Aramis, give him a good telling off.

Raining here. Best get on. Med appointment this morning, work, haircut tonight.

Good luck with the appointment letus.

Need to get going, but really can't be arsed

Maybe I can help you deal with Aramis?

I think he’d rather quite like that Fancy

Morning.

Shitting boggery bastards Wenches, the leg's all ok now, but I've been poked in the eye by a tomato plant, or a small child, or something and now I've got an infection that's made the left side of my face balloon out in a comedic, yet monumentally painful manner that's kept me awake since half past one last night , and the GP is bloody useless (sorry Comtess) as the new rule is that they don't see you unless you've dicked about seeing and optician and the optician tells them they need to see you, so I've done what I swore I would never do and seen a private GP (Bastarding Tories)....so if it's ok with you I'm going to gather up every single HBF, make them into an HBF shaped mattress and spread out over the lot of them whilst BabyElk watches CBeebies.

As you were.

MotherS....I'll have a pint of Strike with a Salty Athos chaser please

Mother Superior is also tired...

Did the private GP sort it elk?

Afternoon all.

Beautiful cats Helen.

Oh Elk that sounds awful. Don't you have a local Eye A&E? They have all the necessary equipment which GPs don't. DH has done this and he was given ophthalmic antibiotics.

Ooh look....a mattress entirely made up of hot bearded totty, ta Helen, and that eyepatch is super funky, didn't a wench need one of those many moons ago? I'm sure we were all on the hunt for one.

As for an eye A&E Apes, no chance....we've barely got a local hospital. Bits keep getting removed from it and I suspect it's heading back towards special measures, the cottage hospital in town is on the list for closure too - we're all up in arms about it .

Anyway, I'm armed with antibiotics and survived the day BabyElk has been plugged into Paw Patrol for hours [terrible mother emoji]. and I'm going to dick about on Facebook until midnight have a very early night.

Evening wenches.

Poor Elk

Gorgeous wench cats

Hope the boob check up went well Letus

One of the best moments in 30 hours of phwooooarrrrrrrrr telly

Bugger, I can't get back up again....I'll have to stay down here. Nevermind, the view's not too shabby.

at phone/taxi debacle Comtess, what a bloomin nightmare. Now, you know mislaying your phone is not what you do in the back of a taxi

Oh I do miss Tav Lit

Yeah, we miss it too Elk

Evening wenches.

Careful down there Elk. He’ll have your other eye out.

Penetrating thoughts were they Helen?

Went well this morning —fucking painful—. To be honest though, if I’m going to get half naked in a portacabin in a car park of a health centre on a rainy Thursday morning, I can think of better things to do than having my boobs squished in a machine (even if it is a good thing).

Helpful HBFs - you need to know that I seem to be tender all over. How strange

Hair is currently swishy. DH is out. Neither DC has noticed. Swished my hair at DS2. He shrugged

Watching Shaun of the Dead with DS1.

Swishes hair back at LetUs - you look faaaaaaaabuloous darling

Thanks wenches you look ah-mayyyyyyy-ziiiiiing too Helen

In fact we’re all fantastic!

Dianne (Lucy Davis) has just been giving the group zombie acting lessons

It's rated 15 isn't it.... I'm sure DS could cope with it? Maybe not quite yet...

Was there a taxi mentioned earlier...?