Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

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FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

I seen to have done my back in
Have spent the weekend moving slowly and groaning

That would generally not be a bad thing Badderz, the moving slowly and groaning, but in your current situation it doesn’t sound great. Hope it’s better soon

I still managed to make a crumble

And now of course you’ll be too ouchy to eat it, so you can send it to me. You’re welcome.

Hope you’ve concluded babysitting Apricot

...shall I pop it in a jiffy bag?
😉

Hello wenchi. I have a headache, urgh. On the upside this means I just watched Stardust on the sofa with ds.

apes you and mr apes are ace grandparents, hope your dc appreciate you!

bads for your back and mum situ.

Ugh. Hope the headache fucks off Madame!
Mum situ - oddly i feel mostly relief. I know I've done the best i can. It's just...sad.
I have to go to a funeral tomorrow for someone I've known all my life. She was a force of nature 😀 I saw her a few days before she died and thought she looked really frail. I wish I'd stopped the car and had a quick word. She is going out in style...with her pink glittery stilettos on top of her coffin 😁
Hoping my back improves as Dh wants to go out for that day on Tuesday...
Have a good Sunday evening wenches x

Thanks for the LetUs.

A valiant effort with the crumble Bads.

Sorry about the headache Madame, hope it clears soon. I've had two more of those aura things yesterday and today.

He's still here. They do appreciate us, I know that, but we're just pushovers and sometimes it gets a bit much.

That’ll be fine thanks. Save some for yourself for later actually when you’re hopefully feeling better.

Oh Madame how crap re headache. And yes, you’re exactly right re Apricot.

I shall send HBFs to various locations to wenches stat

for your friend Bads. So sad. DD lost a friend last month, she was only 45, left a 4 year old daughter.

DH has just cooked the most fantastic roast beef. Oink. Plus we found a wild plum tree in the hedge with lots of plums on still, so we had apple and plum crumble.

for all and many many

I am crying with laughter...
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3058228-household-objects-that-are-pricks? Which links to this: (you need sound)

😂

and amazingly the cat is still more technologically able than some of my colleagues

I had a dream about kit Harrington last night....
He had a galloping dose of the shits and I was looking after him!
FFS

Oh Badders - that's shite (sorrynotsorry) rubbish - WTAF was your subconcious playing at!?

Mine put me in hospital for some minor Op, where one of DS's teachers was my nurse, and then Benedict Cumberbatch turned up on ward doing a celebrity visit. I mean - why?! Then I tried to take a selfie with him on my phone, which is notoriously rubbish for such things.

The one that has left me utterly perplexed was the next dream where (at our current ages) my brother dug out some award for star pupil that I'd got aged about 5 (completely fictitious, not such award exists) and we were all laughing at how inappropriate it was. It was.... a plastercast of the headmasters, erm... privates embossed on an egg shaped award. Really?! WTAF was my brain doing last night?!!!

I have another unscheduled day at BoringOfficeJob so I'd better get myself moving...

laters.

Morning wenches.

I read the first part of that Badderz and was thinking “at last” and then...... not so much FFAS.

Going to be very very windy here today. Hope other wenches don’t have the same.

Suppose I’d better get on with stuff. Sigh.

Helen the Batch had obviously wandered into the wrong wench brain. As for the rest, boggling. Have a real of the week.

Hope today goes as well as it can Badderz.

Thanks x

Morning

Absolutely love that cat video helen

Yours and badders's dreams.......not so much. I mean WTAF? Makes me rather glad I didn't dream last night.

Am off to the theatre tonight, should be good.

Right, I should get moving - it's very sunny here & I really should get the washing out....

OMG THE SUN IS RED AND THE LIGHT IS YELLOW WTAF IS GOING ON??? IT'S THE END OF DAYS!!!!!!

It's also very windy.

It's this:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41635906

Hello wenches. It's the same here Madame, very weird and apolcalyptic. . I went into town this morning and everyone was taking photos of the sun.

We have a Debenhams!!! We've been waiting for it for years, I've sometimes wondered if I'd still be here when it opened. Very nice, although they hadn't got the black coat I have in mind. My previous one, which I've had for about 20 years literally wore out but I loved it and want one the same. I don't think Jane Norman still stock them.

My keyboard on my computer has stopped working, I'm reduced to the iPad and I can't type on it.

Useless dreams as usual wenches, but love the cat video.

Have a good time at the theatre Fancy.