Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

[Comtess]

FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

Stylish mind? I know what a pervy mind is

wicked

I have a stylishly pervy mind.

Bless, Tom looks like he's just left his bag in a randomly anonymous taxi there.

I will make it all much much better.

Oh Letus I have had serious fuckwittage from parentpay over the years. Don't get me started.

How old is he now? 10/11? Lots of hormonal grumpage not yet manifesting in obvious bodily change.

I threaten DS1 with cancelling his phone contract. Seems to be working for now. As soon as I find out what will work with DS2, I’ll try it.

Well I’ve just spent the last 15 to 20 minutes in the kitchen cutting out fudge shapes. I’ll be honest, if I’m in the kitchen at that time of night and there’s icing sugar involved, that’s not the activity I had in mind.

I definitely have a filthy mind. This will be a surprise to no one.

Lucifer had a big fight again in tonight’s episode. Phhwwoooaaarrrrr. What is it when a man looking particularly good in a gorgeous suit is punching someone and the back of his jacket at the bottom sort of flips up that makes me go oooooooooo? Sherlock does it too.

On that note, I’m off to the hayloft to carry out further investigations.

Ooo more posts.

Night x

I want neither Chinese nor any Japanese or 'Asian fusion'nonsense. I want sponge pudding with golden syrup. And I've only just had breakfast.

Good days wenchi.

Not sure about the jacket flipping Letus but TB punching people in the face (see Commodities, Strike CC2) GMTRH.

Must now get to work.

Though I've GMTRH thinking about TB punching people in the face.

Morning wenches.

Ah but Comtess, what a way to start your day

Lovely and sunny here. Running a bit late though so best get going. Open evening tonight at a college for DS1. Fun. Am hoping for HBFs. (as always)

Morning

Just the word fusion in relation to food makes me seethe comtess

School thing this evening for me too letus , wish they'd put them on nights when I haven't been to work - I often end up going without having had time for dinner & sit there all hungry. And I am not expecting any hot teachers.

morning

Peeing down with rain here, had big talk with DS this morning about respect and expectation, so he cried and we had a cuddle, and I expect nothing much has changed, but ho hum... Need to do the get dressed/school run thing now...

Can I just go back to bed? (With my preferred HBF)?

apricot - the ebay seller had sold out - and had listed another one for £5.99 instead of £3.99. A perfect illustration of the laws of supply/demand and pricing... Apparently you can buy if from most London train stations, so much like the Big Issue, but glossier...

Laters....

TB is so hot when he's punching people, especially in ep 10 S2 when he knocks Rochefort to the ground.

Photos coming out from the Jackal shoot on twitter...

Afternoon wenches.

Pleased you settled things with DS Helen.

Ooo, that second TB pic is a much better one.

Well, I've been to the dentist this morning for a check-up, and I'm now packing to go to the caravan for the weekend. Weather is lovely today, but the forecast isn't good, but it doesn't matter, it will be a break.

Hope school things go well LetUs and Fancy.

Will try to keep in touch.

KLAXON for Fancy there is an Armie Hammer interview.... and He talks about the challenges of the role – including conveying the erotic allure of a peach Though tbh it's the association of peaches at this end of things, than the context of the film that he's discussing...

Have a fab time Apes!

Evening wenches.

Am just in. Not a great day. Was literally banging my head on the desk at one point. I’m just going to lie down on this massage table with a large vodka with a non-plastic straw underneath and HBFs working their massage magic on top.

Back in a bit when I have a

Okay.

Hope you’re not too late in Fancy. HF count = 1. Also a lecturer who I think was Spanish and who was passionate about his subject (not Spanish or languages) was quite nice. DS1 seemed impressed - as much as this is ever conveyed - with the college.

Pleased you had a cuddle with DS this morning Helen. Little monkeys.

Have a fab time this weekend Apricot. Am sending good weather vibes to you and, if not, an HBF for indoor activities and MrApricot sent off to the pub.

Armie Hammer and peaches? Mmmmmm

Had an HBF at my actual desk today. So obviously the whole day wasn’t a total write off And what am I supposed to say when said HBF asks me “when I’m installing it, do you want me to tilt it?” I was the very model of professionalism and managed to suppress my snort and responded with “yes please. Oh, that’s just right”

Here's Aramis with his massive weapon to cheer you up Letus.

at HBF paying attention to angles when installing for LetUs

DS all lovely and cuddles when he's getting him own way. We're still working on the whole 'attitude' and 'respect' thing

Urgh. I just realised that it's not Friday today and I have to work tomorrow.

Thank you helen

School thingy was pretty damn dull, but at least didn't go on long - every cloud & all that. Absolutely no hot teachers, or hot dads But hey, I had a client meeting at work today & that means biscuits

Well in honour of Armie, I feel the need to post this