Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

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FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

Ah yes, “attitude”. I’d like to say it wears off. At least I’m sure it does at some point.

Sorry but yes Ilya, I will make you put me over your knee.

Lucifer was not his usual groomed self in tonight’s episode. Still in a suit, but shirt undone a bit more, a bit grubby, and slightly drunk.

Have a great time apes - hope you have some good weather.

helen for ds being a pita.

letus hope vodka and grubby Lucifer have revived you.

fancy who's this armie hammer man, what's he been in?

We are also away this weekend, but tomorrow I have a work thing in the avo. Im not looking forward - it is an event staged by crazyacademicfeministcatlady, who is the boss of one of my freelance gigs that Im probably going to quit soon cos she is crazy It will be dull, unintelligible, and zero chance of HBFs, unless you count the female ones.

Madame. It’ll be over soon. Might there be refreshments?

Armie Hammer was The Lone Ranger (not a brilliant film really) and Ilya Kuryakin in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. 6’5 of gloriousness who looks good in a suit. And also a jolly good actor.

Am feeling slightly revived but shall need more HBF attention. I shall be heading to the hayloft.

Morning wenches.

Rich too? Excellent.

Hey subconscious, thanks for the shit dream about work. ‘preciate it. Really. FFAS.

Raining here so hope we’ve got the rain and not Apricot.

Still, it’s Friday so hurrah for that.

Good luck for today Madame. You’ll need a stiff one as a reward. Oh look, here’s Charlie, what a coincidence

Morning!!!!!!!!!

Morning

Need to get moving, that god it's Friday and I can have a lie in tomorrow

Have fab days everyone, laters.........

I dreamt about a snake! Freudian much?

Man from UNCLE you say? Whats the film like, any good?

Letus thank you so much, Im feeling a lot better about the bearded feminists now. He is so luffley...beardy and smiley and ARMS...mmmm....

Here's a bit of something in a similar vein for you.

Was it a sexy snake in any way ww, or just a nightmare about a creepy animal you dont like?

Have good days all...

Ah just seen comment about "styled froth" fancy. Oh well.

Creepy snake

Prob not so freudian then ww

TFIF! What a f-ing day!

I need this one to feed me wine and chocolate!

Alright?

That's so romantic Bads

❤

Evening wenches.

Watch it anyway if you get chance Madame. It’s enjoyable

Mmmm arms mmmm

Athos is on his way with booze and chocs and anything else you might need Wicked

Love that Badderz

Bit of a shitty day but hey it’s Friday so whatever

It's been a right fucker of a week and Dh is off on a work trip again tomorrow....

Have a Badderz. I am - vodka anyway.

Anywench else? Mother Superior! Line ‘em up please! Oh and we’ll have some drinks too

Christ I could do with a drink but have to be all adult as on my own with kids now...
Grr

Bollocks. You’ll just have to shag your way through your list. The energy drinks, the vitamins, and the anti-chafing cream are over there

Note: I am not saying one cannot drink and shag one’s way through one’s list.

I have berocca? And evening primrose oil...i might as well slather it on a hbfs quivering flanks coz it does fuck all for my Peri menopausal rages 😡😡😡😡

With you on that. I’ve coincidentally just binned mine. I think it made things worse.

I could take my rage and use it in other ways.....