Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

You'd be AMAZED the stuff I can buy "by accident" apes 😂
I shall check them out ww 👍
I think I may have another migraine brewing 😞😖
So once dh and dc leave for pils it's bed for me...

That's awful apes!
Do complain! Toothache is so so wearing. Hugs to you x

FFS apricot you should be getting an emergency appointment from them to fix that.

Look - he's wearing a white coat and everything, bet he could dooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt something about your tooth. He could certainly distract you (totes a euphamism)

Whilst perusing the fragrance counter last week it got me wondering...
What would each of the boys wear?
Santi...aramis 😂
Dog...ck one?
Porthos...tom ford tobacco vanille?
Athos...obsession for men?

Afternoon/evening wenches.

Oh Apricot . Toothache is truly the shiteist of the shite. Hope you get sorted with an appointment soon.

Epic shopping skills there Badderz.

Watched DS2 in a little performance thing his class did today. He did really well

I'm watching Big Little Lies. Santi has just appeared. I gasped.

Thank you, I wish my dentist looked like that! I think I'm just not assertive enough. I'm not in pain all the time, just have to be very careful when I eat and drink.

apes and they didnt give you an emergency apointment.

So I didnt get the job. I shall be consoling myself with an epic Elementary watch later.

Havent got sky altantic or whatever so cant watch santi's show. letus be sure to catalogue all the good santi bits so we can scour the interweb for gifs etc...

Poor Apes

I cuddled with Fräsan and then I fell asleep

Oh no Madame Must be something wrong with them

Thank you WW.

So sorry Madame. Their loss.

Madame ❤️
Well, they are obv utter cockwombles. Onwards and upwards!
Last ep of elementary was a bit of a cliffhanger!
I have a headache
My back hurts
Woe is me 😖

OMFG the relief!!!!!
My pants have been seriously annoying me all day. I am now home, with my arsed comfortably covered with a pair of pants that are willing to stay put

Commiserations madame

Oh god it wasn't a thing was it fancy!?

What dickheads Madame

Santi was peering round the doorframe of a cafe at someone. It was brief but memorable . Only about 20 or so minutes in and had to turn it off as DS2 came in.

Poor Badderz

Lucky Fräsan Wicked Pleased to hear you now have well-behaved pants Fancy.

I am watching an episode of Murder She Wrote. There's a man in it with amazing hair - a bit like a red setter. Also David Soul is in it. I had a crush on him when he was in Starsky and Hutch. I also have one of the records he made.

Santi so far in Big Little Lies

I had a crush on him too Letus

Is it "don't give up on us baby"?

That was the first record I owned!!!

That's the one! And the B side was Black Bean Soup or something.

Wenches - excellent taste for years!

A thong badders?
The pants clearly had ambitions that way, but no, they were my ordinary pants. Some people would call them big sensible pants. I call them retro sex-goddess pants

Well I'm both disappointed and glad - I can't get on with thongs at all - I don't understand why anyone would enjoy the sensation of their rectum being garrotted! 😖

Waiting for dh and ds to get home

Got a lot of furniture moving to do tomorrow!

Watching Poirot and drinking Rock and roll

As Stephanie Plum said when someone asked if she wears a thong "yeah, every time I want my ass flossed" (or something similar)

Love watching Poirot. Love the fashions and decor.

I need to get off my backside and see to the washing and do other stuff.

I just love how OCD Poirot is

They're somewhere forrin, lots of linnen clothing