Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Oh FFS - I have DS being an overtired grotbag upstairs, and DH sulking downstair. So I have been cleaning the kitchen to avoid the pair of them.

LetUs - exactly re. Stephanie Plum, so hurrah for Fancy's well behaved pants and boo for Madame's fuckwit interviewers who don't know a good thing when they see one.

at Badders accidentally buying furniture - HowTAF do you manage that?! and re. aftershave - they all wear variations of Lust - incorporating various amounts of leather, sweat, alcohol and pheromones carefully mixed to trap the appropriate wenches for their team.

Helen - there's definitely something going on with the moon/in the water. DS2 is finishing his day in much the same way as he started it. Grotbag sums it up perfectly.

I thought Lust sounded familiar. It's a Lush perfume (or used to be - don't know if it's current because let's face it they discontinued my favourite perfume never letting that one go )

I'm so relieved that wenches have sensible views on thongs. Makes me wince just thinking about them. Never had any complaints over my normal pants, so I'm sticking with them

Not sticking to them I do wash them you know.

I rather go commando than wear a thong

Am watching Red Nose and trying not to cry FFS - this is why I never watch it live, so I can skip through the bits that are suppose to guilt trip me into donating. Though Red Nose Day Actually was fun...

What Wicked said

Me too Helen - just had a little cry at the elderly man whose wife had Alzheimer's and he was relating the time she didn't recognise him. They're raising a lot.

Has DS settled down. DS2 seems to be asleep.

DS went to sleep fine here - he was absolutely shattered, but less grumpy by the time I turned his light off. Now on sofa with Stupid cat being incovenient on my lap top

Hurrah for less grumpy DS!

I should really head to the chateau with Aramis. I shall cover him with Lust

Indeed. I should head for the hayloft...

Up early to move furniture ready for my new stuff! 😀
Ds2 has woken in a lovely mood - lets see if it lasts!

Morning wenches.

DS2 gets 10/10 for perseverance for being a PITA.

I think Aramis and I may have been a bit over-enthusiastic with the activities last night. My right shoulder/neck is buggered and I can't move properly.

What furniture did you choose Badderz? Forgot to ask.

Am quite excited as I shall be pegging my washing out I think for the first time this year.

We've got another ektorp for the boys sitting room and the stornas extebdable table the grey hendriksdal chairs 👍🏻
So just trying to figure out where to put old/current stuff...
Dh is emptying out the pantry - help!

I'm not sure the pantry is the right place for furniture Badders?! Good luck with fitting it in anyway

It's lovely and sunny here - I shall also be pegging washing out and swearing because DH hasn't got the new washing pole up get (currenlty have one lashed to a tree) so I can only get one load on the line at a time. I also want to do gardening and work and there's not enough of me to do everything, so I may just muck about online instead LetUs can you just peg DS2 out as well to get him out of the house until he cheers up?

Morning wenches, am off out for the day so will just say enjoy all the sunshine, laters.....

All sounds great Badderz

Excellent idea Helen. Now by the shoulders or the legs?

Enjoy your day Fancy

Been watching episode 2 of Big Little Lies. Santi just said "fuck" so I'm pretty much done for today.

Pantry emptied, tidied, floor mopped and loads of crap binned 👍
Just waiting for the IKEA delivery now - got to try and get our old sofa in a bag for them to take away 🤔
That'll be really easy I'm sure....🙄

Sigh...still no furniture yet so I'm in bed watching Netflix and dh is making a fucking mess pottering in the garden
Dc back soon from pils
Lovely sunny day here but cold

Hmmm
Fil seems a bit annoyed...
The sofa we are getting rid of was one they bought us in the m and s sale 11 years ago
It's a sofa bed and as you can imagine after 2 dc has seen better days...very faded, cushions mis shapen etc
Should we have offered it back to them first?
🤔
It's being given to charity....
(They don't need it btw...)

Have fun Fancy.

Why get annoyed about an old sofa?

I've been to Specsavers and ordered my new glasses, I've even found another pair that I liked better. I also bought two tops on H&M
Trying to cure a smashing headache now with a giant cup of coffee.

And I looked up the stuff you bought on IKEA and it's gorgeous Bads

Yeah my thoughts exactly 🙄

X posts...meant about fil

If the furniture ever gets here!!

Tried on the linnen trousers I ordered and now I remember why I always wear jeans, because it holds all the flab in! My arse is enormous!!!

It is not Wicked!

Let's see, it's March so I am full of hayfever FFS.

Just finished watching Brave. I love Merida

I have been in the garden for about 6 hours today, and I'm whacked. however, the lawn has been hacked about mown, some beds are weeded, and the new washing pole is up - Yay!!!!

I am 'watching' cricket - in that the television is on and DH had cricket on. He has not left the room but I haven't been paying enough attention to the TV to even notice what was on until now.

LetUs - suggest hanging by ankles if his core stength is enough that he can lift himself up occasionally to get the blood out of his head. Otherwise by his shoulders, but he may just unpeg himself. And re Santi and 'fuck' Probably best to recover with disney-type brain-fluff

re baddersezez FiL and the sofa. and Wicked's spanx-like jeans (Oh dear god - I googled 'spanx' to check the spelling and google thoughtfully provided some pictures - spanx do thongs ) I thought the whole point of linen is that it's worn loose and light and airy...?