Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Can't imagine I can Wicked. You're such an innocent

Pottery programme was fab. This exchange was my favourite
"Are you quite playful Ryan?" asks Keith (judge) with a raised eyebrow and a little smile

"I am quite playful, I like to explore and experiment" says Ryan - I'll bet you do chimes a chorus of thousands

Happy st Patrick's day everyone'

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Morning wenches. Friiiiiiiiiiiiiddaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Happy St Patrick's Day wenches

Pissing it down and likely to do that all day. Fun.

Morning wenches.

I was on a roll last night - sorted out a pension too
Off for a day shopping in a bit - haven't done that for ages & realise that I don't have many tidy summer clothes. Or shoes.

Laters!

Afternoon all.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Apparently my paternal ancestors were Irish, I only discovered that a couple of years ago.

Hope Fancy is enjoying her shopping.

Afternoon wenches. Hope you've had a good day's shopping Fancy.

My ancestors are all quite local to the best of my knowledge. Might ask my dad though as he did the family tree a while ago. DH's is much more interesting though.

Have you had any job news Madame?

I've been catching up with Steve Backshall's latest programme. Aldo's in it too. Love a 2 for 1 Steve said holy shit at one point! That's the first time I've heard him swear.

I'm half Irish as you know 😀
Pissing it down here ☔️
I really must do some ironing tomorrow
(👀 ironing pile)
Going into work two days next week

Evening wenches. TFIF

Umbrellas for bees, that's adorable Letus

Hope you had a good shopping trip Fancy.

I'm on the I've been waiting for it all day!

Did Doctor Athos manage to see how hot you were with his special thermometer Badderz?

Wicked, as well as umbrellas for the bees, there are wellington boots for the cats and some rather snazzy raincoats for the chicken . Hope you're enjoying your

Sportingactivity for DS1 tonight. I'm hoping for some unintentional innuendo tonight. They've been rather lacking recently and, quite honestly, it's Not Good Enough.

He did thank you Letus!

I was too hot according to him 😀 which of course meant me taking all my clothes off

Obv

I'm mooching around tonight and not doing much (👀 ironing pile again)

Hello! Job news is that the decision has been delayed to early next week for some reason, but apparently I am "in the running." Woo!

Thank god we're not doing raincoats for the bees like we did last year. Good call. Hopefully helen won't mind.

OMG that's so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at Athos special thermometer

Fassbender fans!!!

Get thyselvew over to Netflix pronto!

Shame is available NOW

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Oh Christ, was I supposed to be milking bees or herding cats or something?

Shit.

Badderz you've not been well. In fact, you looked rather red and dishevelled and quite sweaty following Doctor Athos's visit.

You could give the chickens a bath if you're feeling up to it though?

I've just seen Michael fassbenders willy

Just sayin

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I'm so sorry Letus!

I feel like I've let the side down 😞

But I haven't been well and the cure took it out of me too 😂

Are you watching in 3D? Watch out Fass, you'll have someone's eye out with that!

Yes....

He looks well 😀

Watching Poirot rock and roll

Evening wenches, hope you're all enjoying St Patrick's Day.

Woot! for still being in the running madame

Have been moderately sucessful at the shops - skirt, jumper, trousers & a bra, plus ordered a dress/tunic thing. Tries to get away with not mentioning the boots which were not strictly needed

at the lifestock rainwear

Well, c'est la dernier day. Donc, je crois, let us have un nice easy jour. Le blu, le red runs. Nice et relaxing....
DS - can we ski un noir?!
Moi - D'accord.... ce n'est pas too bad - nice et smooth et n'est pas icy. C'est ok actually.
DS - can we go on the glacier again?!
Moi - that's un hike, mais d'accord...
DS - Let's all go down that run celui la!
Moi - c'est un peu bumpy?! Et steep?! Really? d'accord, uoi, je can manage that No - that's fine - you go encore, je will recover watch from down ici.... Oh - bounjour mad friends... DH/DS etc are up la on le moguls.

DS - Let's ski with MadFriends
Moi - d'accooooord...
Mad friends - let's go this way, c'est un noir mais it will be fiiiiine.
Moi - really? Vour ets sure? C'est un red just here? D'accord.
Mad Friends - C'est ici!
Moi - WTAF? Ce'st un cliff. Ok, ce ne'st pas un cliff, mais tu est kidding moi?
DH - just drop down ici!
Moi - avec un parachute maybe?
DH - tu can doooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt
Moi - Oh fuck. Fuck. Bugger bugger bugger bugger. Turn!!!! Fuck! Turn!!!!!!!!!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkk!!!!! Fuck! Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!
DS - Finally! Can we go now?

On the plus side, using the swear box method of holiday funding, nous avons le next 10 years worth of vacances sorted

Je am greatly looking forward to not ski-ing for another year or so. But it was quite fun.)

I'm gtrh imaging Helene swooshing down the slopes avec James Bond film in black leather jumpsuit

Shame was very good in a very sad way - excellent acting and penis from mr fassbender

I'm now watching nice guys with Ryan Reynolds and Russell Crowe - very funny 😂

helene vous etes tres mental brave

It's all over now for another year...

What is this show then bads? (Cos obvs youre watching it for the quality drama right.)

Tbh I cant actually remember who fassbender is what he looks like.

Loving that image of Helen Badderz!
I'm going to have do a full restock of linament and unguents.

No such thing as an unnecessary pair of boots Fancy.

Not much in the way of innuendo tonight, although one of them did say "we're going to try out some new positions".