Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Sophisticated, jazz double bass-playing men with strong fingers who spoil wenches are just fine, I think we can all agree.

But also, how about some buttery biscuit base ww? There you go. Much better...

OMG Letus, that sounds way worse than my problem. Poor you

Hahahaaaa, took me a while Fancy

I don't mind base unless it comes from neighbours when I want peace and quiet.

Madame I am not clicking on that because then I will never get that song out of my head! Your description of bass player is absolutely fine and I am happy to watch such an example, for instance, work on his fingering.

NDN sadly does not fall into that category.

It's gone a lot less over the years TBH Wicked but still happens about once or twice a week, and I strongly suspect my banshee like shrieking loudly talking at the DC and DS2's frequent expressions of disagreement are of a similar volume

Speaking of DS2, he went upstairs ages ago to get ready for bed. Best go check on him!

OMFG madame I love that video

Can't remember what the fuck I was going to post now, but I don't care. It was probably something dull - my sinuses & my brain hurt. It may be tea withdrawal - the milk tasted horrible at work today & I left two cups of tea unfinished this afternoon. This has never happened before and could foretell armageddon. Be warned wenches.

Morning wenches.

Thank you letus, you may have saved the universe also ignores biscuit spread problem

It's thoroughly grey here too - was planning on tackling the garden as I have the rest of the week off. It's not looking appealing...

How about some motivational, er, perving?

Hello wenches.

WW and LetUs I can trump your neighbours' band practise. DS used to be in a heavy metal band when he lived with us. He was the drummer. Need I say more? DH was the roadie and I was the official band photographer. Happy days.

It's The Last Kingdom tonight!!!

Gtrh thinking of apes as a groupie 😍

Still feel pretty rough today tbh
Just had some more painkillers so we shall see...
I shall be watching last kingdom if I'm still awake by then...

Bon soir mes wenches. Today c'etait le jour of le HF. Il y a pas du beard, mais there was beaucoup de HF-ness Nous avons chatted over lunch and, zut alors, DH discovered that le HF etait staying in le same chalet that we did 2 ans ago - and in notre room and all! C'est un grande coincedence.

Today je ne wipe-out pas - phew. My hip avez a bruise dans le colours of the rainbow - though mostly le blu et purple shades, avec un smidgeon of black. Quand nous somes home, je suspect it will be tasteful shades of vert and yellow

Still pas de Musketeers on le slopes though. Quelle dommage Inconsiderate HBFs. Je bet ils ont tout dans le Tavern avec le wenches and alcohol. pfft.

DS voudrais my laptop pour le Homework Hell....

Also, love Badders' Inappropriate thoughts pic. That needs to be frames for the tav wall

Here is something(s) to cheer up LetUs in her hour day of need...

Laters...

Bon soir ma petite cabbage Helene

Glad no more wipeouts pour vous avec le mountain

Touts Merde pour vous

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Right. Enough of my poor grasp of French 😖

Excellent pic there badders

Yikes, the livestock!!!

POIDH helen

Evening wenches.

I have fully appreciated Fancy's motivational pictures. Many times.

Apricot how amazing! (Not the drumming obviously). Another chapter in The Adventures of Apricot and MrApricot. DS1 plays the drums. Very sadly, we simply don't have the room for him to have his own kit. Oh dear how unfortunate.

Love that poster Badderz! Would make a great t-shirt. Hope you feel better soon.

Not sure whether we'll watch Last Kingdom, although someone has set it to record. Perhaps the Sky box did it itself and it's a sign?

Helen your post made me . I totally read "pfft" in a French accent accompanied with a shrug.

There's definitely a few hours of need covered in those pictures Helen....

Oh shit Fancy, you're right! The livestock. Right, you've done lots so I'll take the bees for a walk.

Doctor Athos will be along shortly with his special thermometer.

Groupie!!!! Hahaha!

The band were always headlining and we didn't really want to subject ourselves to the support acts, so DS used to phone to tell us when they were going on. It was usually around 11.00 and I always looked longingly at my bed whilst getting ready to go out.

You've had a near miss there LetUs.

Hilarious Helen.

Evening wenches. I want to post something witty but I'm to tired.

Now that's dedication Apricot!

at Athos' Special thermometer

RE. POIDH HBF - ce ne pas possible without appearing to be a weirdo stalker - Je did consider it out of consideration pour les wenches, mais je bottled it.

Speaking of bottles - we should totally stock some of these...

Watching GBBO and they're making roulades/swiss rolls and they're rolling them the wrong way

We need something for scale Helen. Ask an HF/HBF to hold the bottle

I remember watching that one Wicked and shouting at the TV "you're rolling it the wrong way!"

Halfway through Pottery Throwdown. They're building toilets.

You did Letus? Only one person was rolling the right way but Paul and Mary said it was the wrong way I prefer mine longer than broad and thick

Wicked you saucepot

What ever do you mean Letus

I am up to my eyeballs in car insurance renewal quotes