Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Bugger about not finding out today Madame but hurrah for still being in the running!

Shame is a film starring Fassbender. Here he is with the Batch. Double date ahoy

I must head off to the chateau with Aramis. Going to try out those new positions.

Night wenches x

You're so wise letus

Hmm, am disappointed at the continued lack of Friday night innuendo - they need to pull their fingers out

Morning wenches.

still nothing.

HBI wasn't even there again Fancy. I'm hoping for better things tomorrow. Arf at pull their fingers out

Washing and stuff today. Need to go into town too. Off out tonight though. Going watching Elbow with BestFriend.

Glad you enjoyed Fassbinders's penis Bads

Can we see pics of what you bought Fancy?

for Madame

Hope you have a good time today Letus

I'm off to a meet up with the gang from school, been a while so it will be fun. Imagine 7 middle aged women together yapping away about their lost youth, I feel sorry about the others in the restaurant

I think we need to see pix of the boots fancy.

Talking of which...just off out to pick up mine!

Fassbender...hmmm, I guess it's all about the body isnt it. His face is utterly forgettable to me Im afraid.

Unlike this man, who also has a physique to make you weep real tears...

Have an ace time ww!

Afternoon wenches

Have a fab time ww

No HBI again letus?

Nice pic madame . Erm, think I may need a shower. A cold one.

Pic of boots added, unnecessary because I already have black ankle boots - but those are leather & the heel is higher

Wicked that sounds like a really good afternoon. Hope you have a great time!

Love those boots Fancy! Hope to have HBI news tomorrow.

Oh I say at the shower picture! He's worked up a good lather hasn't he?

Seriously, I feel like I should be in a Carry On film sometimes

Hello wenches! I've got a stonking headache. I think it's probably the start of the seasonal thing.

Fab reporting Helen, I shall miss the daily franglais. You are indeed very bonkers brave, I'm terrified of icy footpaths.

No idea who Fassbender is.

Lovely boots Fancy.

Hope WW is having a fun reunion.

Enjoy your evening out LetUs.

Alright?
Today has gone a bit wrong 😖
The tumble dryer broke so had to go and get another (£350) 😖😡
Headache is back along with stomach ache 😖
Dh in a foul mood re dryer 🙄 not sure how I'm supposed to dry the bloody washing without one - got 3 loads waiting to dry....grr

In other news...yes I did enjoy fassbenders appendage - not a fun film though tbh

I'm now watching the big lebowksi

I have no fingernails left.

Cymru am byth!!!!! Blow the fucking whistle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh for fucks sake.

I'm back! Had a great time, we talked nonstop for 4 hours

Fab boots Fancy.

Hope you feel better soon Apes and Bads.

Ohnoes to wenches with headaches. Hope you feel better soon Apricot and Badderz.

Have you broken the tumble dryer on purpose Badderz? Are you expected to dry the clothes using a hairdryer? Tell DH to stick his grumpy mood about it then.

I've put the rugby on. I can probably manage a few minutes. There doesn't seem to be much happening at the moment.

Farcical.

Daft question - what's the turquoise marks on the Welsh players' shorts?

Is it from the helmet thing one of their team mate's is wearing? Not important, am just wondering

He can just piss off
It's not my idea of fun spending either 🙄

Feel like crap

Ugh

Pleased you've had a great time Wicked

Poor Badderz. I'll send Athos round to help you feel better.

There seems to have been some biting at the rugby.

Shambles

I'd bite George North though. As would Fancy I imagine. Not on his arm though.

Oh bollocks

What number is George North? Asking for a friend.

Fucking ridiculous

Blimey comtesse - not good!

I'm in bed watching Netflix

I recommend the nice guys - thought it was funny

Really grey and cold here - suits my mood ☔️😢

Wayne Barnes is a total cock. Absurd.

11 Letus 😄

And yes I think it was colour off the cap on the shorts.

I'm absolutely fucking furious. I can't go to bed now as I'm so het up. Might resort to angry sex to release a few sleep endorphins.