Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

It's a new one on me Apes....pads on chest since yesterday at 4pm and waist belt thing (?)

Ooooh apes.
Have a gin and a sit down.
Lock him him the shed?

I've just sent dh to the shed in disgrace

and for Apricot I agree with Badders - you need to lock him in the shed.

Elk good to see that Dr Athos is taking good care of you

I'm in bed with the electric blanket on - watching Damien moloney crashing again

Thanks wenches. Yes Bads that's what I had, only for 72 hours, except that it gave up after 48.

[Athos] for Apes

Dear god Apes what a day! MrApes really needs to quit it with the DIY, especially as it's keeping him in your face stopping him playing golf

Right. School run.

It may not actually be that cold outside, but I'm frozen from being sat in front of the computer and not moving about enough. (Own stupid fault.)

It's bloody freezing ❄️
Freezing I tell you

Been on my feet all day packing and sorting out stuff, filled a bin bag with old tops that I kept because they might be good for sleeping or exercising in Feel like I achieved a lot today, have some more boxes to look through tomorrow and then I'm done with the packing and will move on to cleaning.
Enjoying a glass of wine now, I just hope I don't fall asleep.

Evening wenches.

Hope things are considerably calmer Apricot

DH is being hilarious and jolly. He's doing my fucking head in. DS2 is loving it though.

I'm almost looking forward to taking DS1 to sportingactivity, even though I'm feeling more bloated than a very bloated thing that's extremely bloated.

for you when you get home Letus.
There's fuck all on telly so I'm forced to waych TM, such hardship

Mmm, dirty gorgeous musketeers with pretty hair, life is good

If you insist Wicked

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Sorry Team A, my hard drive is full....I don't seem to have any of the other one

Just watched the last scene and I'm sobbing, it's so emotional!!!

Lovely pics Elk. I don't have any pics of the others either

There are others?!

She means the garnish

Ah yes the garnish

Yeah....I think there might have been a couple of others knocking about, I couldn't be certain tho

Pffft

You Athos apologists are just not wench enough for the AraFAF. Lightweights.

Evening, just dropping in quickly before dinner

I saw The Woman in Black ww, was very good.

Team athos make NO apologies
EVER

Oh - garnish

Yes, there was some inferior FAF to emphasise the superiority of the ultimate FAFness wasn't there?

Can't really remember Helen...
One ran a lot
One had a VERY dodgy perm