Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

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Am watching an episode of Father Brown. No one hot. Martin Kemp's in it and he's an unusual shade of orange.

Badders - he's in the bath with Ninon?

Also, Elk if he doesn't have "some experience in these matters" then I'm sure you can give him one some to be going on with

Right, Hayloft.

Night all....

Mmmm Damien Molony badders. Would.

Thanks for the and Letus, you're so thoughtful

Morning wenches.

You're very welcome Wicked. As opposed to last month when blob was four or five days late just to coincide with a night out, it has decided to appear a few days early this month. How jolly fucking super.

Hope your hospital visit goes well Badderz and the trace thing is okay.

Morning wenches

It's Friday

It does look cold out there. When's spring?

Well
I'm still rigged up so no shower for me this
Morning
Have a couple of errands to run after school run
Then might pop to town if I can stop
Fucking coughing for more than 2 bastard minutes
Fancy -Damien is GORGEOUS isn't he? Loved him as Hal in being human too
Crashing is on all4 if you fancy it 😜
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Thank god it's Friday

It's hell week for me so poor dh got it full force last night
Poor sod 😖😀

Ooh yes badders, when Hal went all authoritarian & vampirey ..............

He must have been in one of the very late series? I didn't see those ones although DH carried on watching. He surely can't be as good as AT as a vampire? Remember when he was in that hospital bed and was erm writhing a bit?

Yes, he was in series 4 & 5. Definitely not as hot as AT, who is hot 100% of the time. But very acceptable when he becomes a vampire.

Morning peeps.

I have come to the conclusion that I have no idea what you lot are talking about most of the time - re. television anyway. Oh well... this is no suprise really, given that at school I had to ask people WTAF this 'ET' thing was that they were talking about, and was clueless in charades when the answer turned out to be '7 and the Ragged Tiger'. (shows age) Apparently I was born slightly out of touch...

Either that or I need to take control of the TV remote and do more some ironing to have an excuse to stand in front of it

Morning. Does anyone want to see my bruise?

It's a corker.

Putting decs back in the cellar ffs! I'm such a tit

Ooooh...!
You want some arnica with that?

You look like a total badass *Elk, like you beat up a Batshiteer or something

Poor Letus

Arf at wench stench Bads. Hope all goes well today!

I meant to ask you Fancy, what show did you go to?

Is it a holiday in the UK also today? I'm off work and had a lovely lie inn. Will do the rest of the packing this weekend. And it's only -10 here, practically tropical

No holiday in UK today wicked

Badders when do you get 'de-rigged'?

I might de rigging myself in about 15 mins 😀
Ffs
Just had to open a can of whoop ass at the pharmacy...stupid buggers Labelled and dispensed an inhaler for ds1 - except what I got was an allergy nasal spray.
2 dispensers signed off on it.
Very worrying.
This is the same pharmacy that has given my son meds in my other sons name
Ffs
I've filled out an incident report but I'm bloody livid. What if it was a vulnerable person? Or a controlled substance?
Grr
My heart trace should be amazing anyway 😡😂

Ouch elk!
😳
Shall I come over and rub some linament on?

That's ok thanks Bads.....he says he'll get to my arm in a couple of hours a few minutes

Hello all.

Don't worry Helen, I have no idea who they're talking about either.

Oh dear Elk, that looks nasty.

Is this heart trace as a result of the palpitations you had before Christmas Bads? And is it the same thing as the Holter monitor I had on?

Well, we're not having a good day. First DH spilt a glass of cranberry juice over a white towel, then the shower head broke while he was in it. Then a bag of sugar I had just bought split in the Sainsbo's bag and went everywhere when I took it out. Now we've had a row because he couldn't find the dishcloth to clear up after the Stilton he had for lunch broke up and went all over the place and I'd just sat down after being on my feet all morning. Said dishcloth was in the washer with the cranberried towel. He hasn't played golf for a while because he pulled a muscle when he was up the chimney putting the insulation back and he's driving me mad calling me all the time. I just can't live without golf, and not because I play it.