Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

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Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Morning wenches

A fling room sounds just the think to make work more exciting helen

I seen some angsting over MITHC comtess, for that reason - people saying they feel wrong for lusting after Sewell because of the Nazi uniforms.

Just checked, he was in Parade's End as the vicar. The Batch was in that so it's a wonder I remembered anything else about it

-12 here

-3.5
Not loving this

Joins LetUs in cupboard. Let's have a double date with Third Star...

I wont' be seeing MITHC if it's an Amazon/Netflix thing, and I'm not sure black gestapo leather would be quite my 'thing' though Rufus Sewell is perfectly watchable. He was in Brunchers wasn't he. Hmmm. Ponders possibility that TB is so hot that his co-stars achieve some degree of FAFness simply by being in his vicinity.

Comtess - is this the duathlon you started doing open water swimming for - or was that going to be a triathlon and you've dropped the swimming to just to a run/bike thing? #EasilyConfused Yay! and Good luck! either way. When is it? (Presumably some time round end of Feb?

Speaking of end of Feb, the government has put the chickens on lock down until the end of Feb. now. FFS. I'm going to have to restock their dead leaf supply to scratch around in, and probably re-cover the run since the polythene is starting to tear in places.

Ho hum. Enough inane wittering. I must work. I have got as far as the freezer spare room office, now I just need to get off social media and fire up the database...

-8 at RAF Benson this morning. FFS. I'm so glad I don't live round there any more.

And we were nearly late for school because the car was frozen solid this morning.

Ah yes the scraping of the car
Ugh

Oh the scraping of the car, and the slipping on the ice...

I have to go and stand out in this for 1.5 hire now
😞

Off we go!
❄️

Hope you're alright Badders and have now warmed up. It's 1 degree here, but it doesn't feel too bad as the sun's out.

Another non-Amazon/Netflix wench here. We don't have Sky Atlantic either.

The Christmas trees and decs are down and back in the loft. The house has been restored, but looks a bit sad.

More cast has been announced for Strike. I only know three of them. Is it me or does Kerr Logan who is playing Matthew look like a slightly younger version of TB? Why do they do this? I was never able to differentiate between Lady Mary's three suitors in Downton. I know it won't make any difference to us, but it could be confusing for those who don't know Tom.

I'm freezing apes!!
Off to hospital for yet another bloody heart trace overnight
So I have to take it back first thing Tomorrow
Sigh
I feel like I'm coming down with sinus trouble
Now
FML
I'm really looking forward to strike apes for obv reasons ❤

I had the same problem Apes

-15 here

I can't wait for Strike!

Three days off now

When is it airing, do we know?

Know what you mean about matthew apes. But oooh, the guy playing di wardle looks quite nice...

Watching Poirot with a young RPJ in it.

I'm watching poiroit too wicked!
It's got Zoe wannemaker in it

Again we are as one wifey

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Evening wenches.

Ooo I see what you mean about the actor playing Matthew Apricot! Am looking forward to this a lot! And yy Madame, the DI does look quite nice...

Hope wenches are keeping warm. Which Poirot are you watching Badderz? If it's The Third Girl, then Tom Mison is in that. Mmmmm.

Helen - your icy car song made me

Work can bog off

I watched that one last week Letus! 😳
This one is called Mrs McIntyre is dead
It's just finished so going to lob DC in the shower....

Mcginty even

I have been swimming. I am knackered. Given the choice, I would go to bed pretty much now, but tea isn't ready yet. poop.

However, since it's been cooked for me and is a piece or pork with what looks like some very nice crackling, I can't complain (much)

I can't imagine Cormorant will be aired before... (sticks finger in air) May. But I live in hope...

Holy fuck!!!

It's a Trainspotting 2 Sick Boy featurette!

Evening lovely peeps

I had it in my head that CS was airing next Christmas , I'd be bloody thrilled if we weren't made to wait that long but I think I've been too well conditioned to long months of desperate angsting and rending of garments

Your duathlon sounds serious comtess, what distance is it over? I need to get back in shape after the Christmas bingeing but I'm nursing a torn meniscus - from getting the bloody xmas decs out the cellar of all things- so I'm a bit limited at the mo.

Speaking of xmas decs, mine are all back in the cellar, and I'm nursing a cracking bruise on my bicep as a result. Dangerous time xmas, a dangerous time indeed 🙄

These decs are much prettier