Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

I didn't even see that. Just checked and she says the indoor degree isn't right.

Ah shut!
Sorry Madame!

SHIT

Brrrrrr Wicked! And you need extra chocolate and Pimms. Watch some Say Yes To The Dress too and have a good cry like I just did at an Atlanta one

Hope your DH is feeling better Badderz. Are you back at work? Have you handed your notice in?

Yy Batch for me from that pairing. Have to say I was very surprised by just how good JLM was when I saw him as The Creature in Frankenstein. Not that I thought he was rubbish but going off what I'd seen him in before, I was a bit unsure if that makes sense. Anyway, he was excellent in both roles but not as good as The Batch obviously

LOL LetUs I thought that DS was back to school tomorrow, and then this morning had a panic that it was today because I thought today was 5th...

I would never move up north, I hate that kind of cold

Thanks Letus Watching some morons on Property Ladder, quite entertaining

I went back today
I haven't handed my notice in - decided to think about it a bit longer
I'm knackered
Night night wenches ❤

Sweet dreams Bads.

Night Badderz.

Am also knackered. DS2 is still shouting that he's not tired, I can't make him be tired and I can't make him go to sleep. Am ignoring.

I'm back at work (again) tomorrow. Don't want to.

erk have just had a Stupid Cat land on me. I have a laptop on my lap already - I'm not overloaded the available lap space just now........

Night Badders

I'm watching Delicious. Seems good so far.

I've also done 20 minutes on the stepper which seems like a good excuse for a Lindor

Still watching Delicios - Iain Glen is being a shit. And he's not as good looking as Aramis, or backlit prettily while he's being a shit. So not sure he will get away with it from the audience (female) perspective.

Good lord. How to make me feel inadequate.. there's a man on Delicious with moobs that would overspill my bras

Is anyone else watching Delicious? (new Sky series) It's looking rather good (v. British understatement) - will def. be watching the next episode.

Argh - now a thing about Yellowstone and a baby bison being swept away in the river - noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It's one of those things I meant to watch but haven't managed to. Might see if I can download it

I'm watching Italy's Invisible Cities. It's making me want to go back to Italy even more than before.

pfft - bloody drama queen narrator. It was fine. Now we have beavers building/repairing their dams.

I ought to be working, but the memory stick I need is upstairs, so meh...

(Apparently the owl chicks are struggling due to heat now. Note to all wildlife - Yellowstone seems to be quite a dangerous place to live in if you're being filmed for wildlife programmes - life will be full of peril and danger. Best avoid it for a stress-free life.)

Italy has invisible cities? Who knew...

Oh - that does look rather good.

Evening wenches

Well getting back into work wasn't easy. Not even helped - just made me wee a lot

Don't say that Day Two was also bad please morelike

Not sure that something is appropriate in an office environment letus

My tree's still up apricot (but then I never put it up untill about a week before). I think it's the 6th that it has to be down on at the latest, so I'll probably do it then?

I want to forget about the cold

Agreed helen - who wants to watch a shit who's not pretty & sexily back-lit? Amateurs.

I'm still traumatised by the fluffy duckling in Patagonia

Not to worry Fancy - All the wildlife trauma was actually the presenters being drama queens who liked to talk about how dangerous it all was, but everything was 'lucky' in the end. (Unlike Patagonian ducklings)

night all, sweet dreams...

Watching Cunk on Christmas. Have to keep pausing because she's so bloody funny .

Fancy - just make sure you've got a chair wedged up against the door

I should go to bed. Night all x

Blimey letus you saucepot I'm in an open plan office though , maybe the filing room would have to be used?

Have been watching The man in the high castle and enjoying Rufus Sewell .

You have a 'fling' room Fancy?! how very exciting. Oh no - my mistake, misread that. Filing - yes, obvs. Or a post room? Or the toilets?

I haven't seen Man in the High Castle either MoreLike - Castles you say? Does it involve HBFs dressed in leather with swords? [hopeful] there's a slight lack of those on scheduled TV in this hour at the mo. [ponders a background rewatch for later]

Anyway... morning routines a go-go

Morning wenches.

Good luck with your dualathon and the training Comtess!

I quite fancied watching TMITHC but I don't think we have the right "telly" - Amazon or Netflix is it? Rufus is nice though. Didn't he play a slightly mad vicar in a drama last year or just before that?

I shall now giggle every time someone says filing room at work because I'll be thinking fling room

Speaking of work,