Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

In fact, I'm that fucking good at it now I'm thinking of a career change to teach Ninja Parents' Evening Skills. I am in & out of there before some parents have taken their coats off

at uber-ninja Fancy and also - FFS Fancy - those were daffodils, not leeks... weren't they?

Blimey Who's pissed Athos off?

Daffodils helen? Daffodils? At this time of year? (either here or there)

Oh - he gets a bit grouchy if I'm late for the hayloft - esp if I've been watching Sherlock Other Men on TV - even if they're no competition. Seeing as this is MN, I suppose I should LTB ecause he's clearly being narcissistic and controlling (I may have been outside of the Tav into the rest of MN), but then again he's imaginary, so who cares....

Daffodils at any time of year... either via greenhouses or

As I once said during a discussion on the arsehattery of Ross as a husband in the last series of Poldark : "I never said I wanted to marry him"

good point.

And now he's saying how pleased he would be if I could see my way to heading up to the hayloft with him....

though this one

Look! Elk's done with him - he's trashed now.

Coooeeeeeee did someone fire the hbf chest wig klaxon??

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVELY WENCHES

I've eaten too much pud, I'm going to have to be on this thing until March

EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello there

I'm sure your favourite HBF can give you a decent work-out

PS - feel free to borrow my new stepper - it's a killer

Elk , I think helen has the right idea as regards fitness regimes

Night helen

Helloooooo!!!!!

comtesse yes. Mary as a susperspy ninja assassin middle aged slightly dumpy woman of low-average height never flew with me at all. This has been my main problem with the show since she was written in after her hubby insisted Quite glad she's gone now tbh...

I wonder what happened though - maybe the writers told martin freeman they'd only give her X number of episodes?

is total bitch

we watched two eps of Elementary last night dp said it was loads better than Sherlock it was Im afraid

totally overdoes strikethrus in post

Oh, I didn't know they were a couple!

Yep, she's his wife in rl.

Oh - no she isnt, they split last year after 16 years together! They had to film the ep having just broken up.

This is sad.

www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/01/martin-freeman-working-ex-amanda-abbington-sherlock-odd/amp/?client=ms-android-samsung

guess we now know why she isnt in it any more

Morning. Yes, I read about that Madame - must have been a somewhat awkward experience for all that they say 'it's all totally fine'

Am trying to work out what to do with DS after playdate cancellation. why is everything more fun for small people whethey have another small person to share it with?

#In good news for TeamA - BA will now fly you direct to Mr Cabrera, wherever he may be... (disclaimer, I may have got this slightly wrong - the inlaws left a paper behind and this was a headline...)

Morning wenches

Seeking out Santiago. Good luck with that, he's an elusive fucker.

I didn't know that about MF & AA madame. Well it does explain the lack of erm, chemistry between them in the latest episode I suppose.

I'm off out this afternoon - hoping to pick up some last minute cheap theatre tickets as a bit of a treat on my last day before going back to work.

Fixed the insurance thingies, I hate stuff like that, don't know why really, only takes a couple of minutes. Glad it's done though!

It's -7 here and it's supposed to get colder, I think the cold can fuck off!

Morning wenches.

You're welcome to the treadmill, it hasn't seen much use for, oooh, ages. Must get back on it.

I love the pic of Athos with his floppy scabbard.

Oh, I didn't realise she was married to Martin Freeman, well not any more. I liked her in Mr. Selfridge.

You can keep the cold WW, although it's only 4 degrees here.

Off to the dentist this morning.