Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Hahaha was wondering why I didnt understand a single fucking thing, then I realised it started at 8.30.

I got caught out too madame, guess I'll add it to my list of things to watch on catch up tv

Thanks for the rubbing down letus

Will also be catching up later - have been going up and dowstairs with DS wanting company...

Am currently being a cat bed... and wondering when I can escape to mine...

Oh My F-ing God! That's all I'm going to say.

We are partway through

I. AM. LOVING. IT!!!!!

Hmmm. Sorry letus, I wasn't mad keen on that one.

See what you mean about the 2016 Wipe Madame - bit depressing rather than funny for a lot of it.... off to hayloft now - night all...

Loved it loved it loved it!!!!

Am watching Peter Pan Goes Wrong on BBC1. It's hilarious

Night wenches x

Morning all.

DS is feeling full of beans and happiness again today. I can tell because he came bouncing in at 6:30am (we've had lie-ins until 7am for the past three days) So fingers crossed we will go out today for another family argument outing.

I fancied seeing Peter Pan Goes Wrong at the theatre - had no idea it was on the TV - thanks LetUs

PS - Hope Comtess managed to watch Sherlock... that will be on the TV here tonight...

Morning wenches.

Pleased DS is feeling better Helen, although not so good about the early starts being back. I think we're planning a family argument outing today. Have fun!

Could do with a nap first TBH.

Morning wenches

Got up early(ish) this morning as DD was expecting friends round. They're still not here Still at least I get to lounge in bed cuddling ScaredyCat for a bit longer.

Glad DS is feeling better helen

Recovered from Sherlock yet letus?

I don't think I'll ever recover from Sherlock

One of the characters in The Amazing World of Gumball was reading a magazine called "Your House Will Never Be Good Enough"

I am keeping Sherlock as a treat for when I finish the ironing
Been to see mum as it's her b day (taking her out tomorrow)
Been to shops

Have a good day wenches

Happy birthday badders mum!

God how can it be 2 o clock. It feels like about 11. We are knackered and having a slow day of recovery.

I just read jon ronsons little book about Trump and his alt right chums - The Elephant in the Room. It was v good.

Happy birthday to your mum Badderz!

Relaxing like this Madame? Taking it easy?

Just FYI
Musketeers series 3 on Netflix from
Jan 15th

Hello all.

Happy Birthday to BaddersMum.

Hope Helen had a good day out.

I've been trying to have a sort out/general tidy. The house is full to the gunnels of stuff collected over the years and if we ever downsize I dread to think what we'll do with it all. My problem is that whenever I chuck anything out you can bet I'll need it the day after. But on the other hand, if I do need anything that I've already got, I've forgotten about it and go and buy it again.

I'm in bed watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown on iplayer
Dh and ds2 have been swimming
Ds1 is still mooching about
I'm relaxing as much as possible before
Dh goes back to work tomorrow

I have a rule apes - something new
Comes in something old goes out
tom comes in, dh fucks off
Once dc are back at school I will Have a sort out
Still bloody coughing 😡

And to that end I've just put 3 things on eBay!

Ooooh TM on Netflix?

We'd better have a series 3 rewatch then, hadnt we?

Would be rude not to really.

We are back from our family argument outing. Much fun was had - and very few no arguments! DH says that it because we didn't talk to each other, so couldn't argue. .

I need to have a sort out too. If only to get rid of clothes that don't fit DS any more. And I need to try and find a home for all the new tat toys he's acquired over christmas... Maybe I should do one drawer at a time, so it doesn't fee like such a tedious job.

Hope that:
LetUs had a nice family argument outing (with or without the nap first)
Fancy's DD's friends friends turned up eventually
Madame managed to chill out
Badders gets a good price on ebay for her stuff
Apricot's house magically declutters itself (but not of the useful stuff)
Wicked isn't still stuck in Youtube