Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Ooo stuff like that makes me want to throw things at the TV Wicked.

Thank you letus

Unless helen was talking about The Shit Ones? (Aka Episodes I, II and III.) Obvs they are unspeakably awful. I assumed we were all already on the same page about that though.

Oh yes, those are really shitty, the only good thing is Liam Neeson.

The documentary is from 2010 so I googled and the mother has died and the daughter is back in Denmark (they lived in Portugal before) no home of her own and living on benefits. It's kind of tragic when you think about it.

Jar Jar Binks

I can watch the first one because Darth Maul is fab.

Ewan McGregor

Evening wenches. Have been cleaning, god it's dull but at least upstairs has lost it's light dusting of cat hair. For now.

My pet peeve is that all clothes on shop mannequins have the waist severely nipped in. If you know the clothes look better with a waist FUCKING WELL PUT WHEN IN WHEN YOU MAKE IT YOU TWATS

And breathe.......

Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.

(Simon Pegg)

I forgot about the Bronte thing!

Oh FFS I forgot about the Bronte thing too Soz ww, you did tell us.

Will have to watch it on catch-up tv

I remembered to set it to record

Just need to find time to watch it....

Madame that quote made me

Morning wenches.

It's Friday wenches. Hope work's okay for you Madame.

Morning. Oops, bit late for work.

I didnt think much of that film tbh helen, Mordor Vader included.

I watched Charlie Brooker last night, it was quite good but not as pmsl as usual I thought. Then again, not much to laugh about this year really...

Will watch the Philomena Cunk special on iplayer tonight.

Have good days all...

Morning
Going into town with dh and dc to spend their game vouchers...this will be the
First time I've left the house since Xmas eve!
(Except for dr visit)
Will watch screen wipe and cunk later

Have put out rubbish and recyling, stripped turkey carcass and put it on for stock.

Meh. I think today could require a beach/nature reserve/just-get-me-out of-the-house walk if the fog ever lifts... Either that or we'll stay in PJs all day and not move from the house.

Hope at-work wenches have a good day...

Morning.

You see Helen this is why you're a domestic goddess and I'm not, I stripped the turkey carcass and put it in the bin.

Well, I remembered the Bronte thing, but ended up watching Harry blooming Potter instead because DGS decided he wanted a sleepover. He has to sleep with Grandad so I was relegated to the DS's old room. I don't mind though as long as he's happy.

Have a good day all!

Morning wenches

More errands and chores today, but I'm feeling somewhat better so yay!

Hope work is ok for all those back & that helen gets to leave the house

I'm in PlayStation update hell

I'm in absolutely nothing to do at work but my boss is in and sitting opposite me hell.

God I love cunk 😂

Friend at work has just played the beginning of Cunk on Christmas. We got to "Jedi or a Womble" and had to stop

I have been out, thank you Fancy. We walked round the local Tesco

Looking forward to Wipe and Cunk tonight...

But Wicked - you know everything that on TV in the UK?1

Philomena Cunk's here to investigate 'the real nativity story'
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b086kfhw/cunk-on-christmas

Not sure if you can access i-player though?

She is a spoof idiotic interviewer ww. Here you go: