I don't have big piles.

[QueenMortifauxcado]

Which is mightily impressive for sitting on a throne all day and existing primarily on carbs (and the odd avocado), isn't it?

Anyone else got an arse of steel?

Indeed it has. It's really impacting on my blood alcohol level.

It is my birthday in January you know. You could always busy yourselves with planning a party

We'll decorate the dragons.

Click ON my picture dammit. There is more than just the preview threatens a flounce for no admiration

Teenagers are exhausting

Have some more wine

I hate you

Tidy your room.

Decorate the dragons? I hope (for your sake) you mean a well-earned mention in the Queen's birthday honours list? If you mean tinsel etc, be warned such things are highly inflammable and it won't be us dragons who are burned (you do know that - weirdly enough - Burns Night isnt a pyromaniac festival?)

Oh, erm... . I had thought something like this, obvs custom-made to fit a dragon.

Though if we're doing Chinese New year then I suppose we might don traditional dragon fancy dress.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragondance#/media/File%3AChinesee_draak.jpg

That is made from paper, the way you guys have been torching all over the place you'll be naked before the starters arrive.

I'm pretty sure that's fluorescent rave paint. Are dragon raves traditional then?

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I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone joined a cult.

Somebody tell my sis to come off ArseBook. ArseBook "friends" are not friends. I just knew she'd fall for such crap.

I had thought something like this, obvs custom-made to fit a dragon

If you try that you'll be "crispy-fried paxillan" and decorating the buffet table . . .

So when is the Queen's big day so we can decorate the dragons put the champagne in the fridge?

Tuesday

Dragons don't have horns, WTF are you doing?

Spikes. Spikey scales. NOT horns. look like horns, feel like horns, hold fairy lights

Dragon, your horns whatevers look beautiful. I trust you're prepared for some sort of fire display?

Pax, you're doing a wonderful job what else do we have in the way of entertainment tomorrow?