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I don't have big piles.

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QueenMortifauxcado · 29/11/2016 21:26

Which is mightily impressive for sitting on a throne all day and existing primarily on carbs (and the odd avocado), isn't it?

Anyone else got an arse of steel?

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BrewerDragonOfMortificado · 30/12/2016 18:53

NEVER FEAR! I AM HERE!!!

WineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWine

I introduce Flappy's Brew, in honour of my noble brother. May his wings bat ever faster and his tail whip mightily in the breeze! Dragon

BrewerDragonOfMortificado · 30/12/2016 18:54

Oh - no one drank that coffee did they?

HappyFlappy · 30/12/2016 19:13

Flappy is so excited about his Own Brew!

He has consumed rather a lot of it. He started singing, then challenged a police horse to a fight.

At the moment he is hugging a traffic light and sobbing that no one understands him.

That is good stuff Brewer - one of your very very best. Well done!

TheMortificadosDragon · 30/12/2016 19:13

Its ok, they all have a remarkably strong constitution (except in the political sense, of course).

TheMortificadosDragon · 30/12/2016 19:17

Oh, x-post. Has Flappy acquired a traffic cone yet? Or hung some unmentionables from a flagpole?

HappyFlappy · 30/12/2016 19:31

Has Flappy acquired a traffic cone yet?

He is earring it!

HappyFlappy · 30/12/2016 19:36

*wearing, not earring

Though actually, he could be wearing it as an ear-ring, so not totally innacurate.

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QueenMortifauxcado · 30/12/2016 19:42

WineWineWineWineWineWine To Brewer, Flappy and booze!

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TheMortificadosDragon · 30/12/2016 19:55

Hmm, well, I supposed they can't all be nice quiet studious types with a glittering (if rapid) career ahead.

TeenageCentaurMortificado · 01/01/2017 23:03

Happy new Mortificados !! 🍾🎉🎉🍷

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QueenMortifauxcado · 01/01/2017 23:57

Happy New Mortificados! Wine

... does this mean the Princess is at it again?

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paxillin · 10/01/2017 01:14

Wassup?

paxillin · 10/01/2017 22:19

You are all either dead or ignoring me. I used to be someone round 'ere.

TheMortificadosDragon · 10/01/2017 22:28

I think they must have made a New Year's Resolution not to while away their time in The Queendom of Mortificado. Maybe they'll make it back for Burn's Night (seems like their sort of thing) but I wouldn't count on it. Sad

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QueenMortifauxcado · 10/01/2017 22:32

Still ere and if you want to keep all your toes I suggest you stop poking me with them Wine

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paxillin · 10/01/2017 22:38

They are lightweights Grin. Christmas drinkers who are now doing sober January of chocolate and wet dreams.

paxillin · 10/01/2017 22:39

I thought a good kick would bring some of those cadavers back to life.

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QueenMortifauxcado · 10/01/2017 22:40

I'm a full time drinker I'll have you know Wine

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paxillin · 10/01/2017 22:49

January is dull. So boring I did a jigsaw.

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QueenMortifauxcado · 10/01/2017 23:01

What was on it?

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paxillin · 10/01/2017 23:01

Darth Vader.

TeenageCentaurMortificado · 10/01/2017 23:03

Dry January my arse Wine hic

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QueenMortifauxcado · 10/01/2017 23:05

Good chap, on my mortificadomas jumper too. Wonder if we'll meet him when we get to space Wine

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paxillin · 10/01/2017 23:07

Oooh, I'd love a Darth Vader Christmas Jumper. Mine has a lame Rudolph.

TeenageCentaurMortificado · 10/01/2017 23:08

However

I don't have big piles.