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Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

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LetUsPrey · 25/11/2016 18:23

Start off with my favourite photo

Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"
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ApricotCrush · 27/11/2016 21:09

Yaaaaay!! He was ok, but it was for the best.

I'll put MrA on standby Madame, that's when he's done ours. Hmm

Ooooo, ParisTom, that's my favourite pic of him.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 27/11/2016 21:11

It would be amazeballs Letus Grin

LetUsPrey · 27/11/2016 21:32

"Who are they? Oh just a few friends. What's that? Oh yes, very interested in this sport. You just carry on with what you're doing, and with the instructions too about going deep, and grabbing hard, and mounting and so on. And if you and one of the others want to do a demonstration fight, that's fine. We'll save you some wine possibly." Grin

Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 27/11/2016 21:35

I think you'll find Paris Tom is busy helping Athos give me a rub-down Wink

On the other hand, tomorrow's lunch won't make itself, so feel free...

FancyFancy · 27/11/2016 21:56

Well I'd offer myself up to help out with any demonstrations letus - will it involve being thrown on the floor by a HBI?

LetUsPrey · 27/11/2016 22:03

With lots of grappling Fancy...

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Comtess · 27/11/2016 22:12

Morning cobbers!

Apols for protracted absence - we have all been horribly ill with a dreadful dose of a norovirus. Ds4 the culprit Typhoid Mary, and despite my vigorous and expert counter-infection measures, by the point he'd exploded from all orifices, he'd infected us all. Mr C hasn't been sick for years. I have an otherworldly immune system so I was the only one not actually sick but I was queasy for days and felt rough. We are again putting it down to foreign germs. Ick.

No news of girlfriends/ obvious six pack flashing or other vicarious fun I'm afraid Helen. Though ds2 has told me today he needs a total wardrobe revamp for summer. And it'll be expensive. Tart.

Btw it turns out 'six packing' means something else here which I hadn't heard used on home shores. Sadly ds2 had to spell out what it did mean to Mr C, causing Mr C to reply 'Christ, don't repeat that in the hearing of your mother, lad, will you?'. Naturally I then tortured him (Mr not ds) until he told me. It's now ruined what I cheerfully used for muscular abdomens. Now need new saying.

Under two weeks til T will be here for a month though and I'm so looking forward to it. We've been writing an emergency list of stuff he needs to bring us.

I say Badders I've not seen that pic of Kit before. Ooof.

Nice to see Denmark St filming. It's going to be fab.

Fancy what news of Homeland airing in U.K.? Also, great news ref D83. Hope theyre filming new one now....

Off in to work. Laters lovelies

FancyFancy · 27/11/2016 22:47

comtess

Hope you're all on the mend now? And can you give us a hint on 'six packing'? Confused

Looks like Homeland is set to air mid-January in the US, so hopefully not too long after that for here.

D86 probably not until 2018 unfortunately Sad

Grappling as well you say letus? Sign me up!

Badders123 · 28/11/2016 06:53

Argh just typed out massive post and lost it!
Argh.......

Badders123 · 28/11/2016 07:09

I sent that pic to my sis too!
(Big KH fan!)
Comtesse hope you all feel better soon

sprays bleach<
Physio today Confused lets see if it helps
I've also ordered a book on back exercises to do
Right...
Breakfast and school run
Mum
Shower
Work
Physio
Off i go!!...

sits around a bit more sipping tea

Grin
Badders123 · 28/11/2016 07:10

Hope Helen and apes are ok today after their efforts yesterday!

MadamedeChevreuse · 28/11/2016 07:27

Hello comtesse! Hope you're all recovered now.

There's ANOTHER series of Homeland coming up? I have to get to the end of series 6 in two months????

How have they kept it going that long? Surely it's jumped the shark by now? Are carrie and brody even still in it? (No spoilers please!!!)

LetUsPrey · 28/11/2016 07:56

Morning wenches.

All the poorliness sounds horrid Comtess. Hope you're all on the better side of it now and hurrah for ever getting closer visit!

Fancy - grappling, thrown to the floor, and mounted Grin

Hope physio is helpful Badderz

Ooo Madame - Fantastic Beasts was brilliant!

Hope all wenches have wonderful days x

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FancyFancy · 28/11/2016 08:42

Morning wenches

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/11/2016 08:53

Ick! re. Norovirus, but LOL re. Comtess's otherworldly immune system - I'm now picturing you as a green-skinned nubile goddess in the style of Star Trek

Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"
FancyFancy · 28/11/2016 09:05

Sympathies to your DH helen, but he's not borrowing Aramis to give him a rub down 'k? Is grappling eels a euphemism? Confused Wink

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/11/2016 10:17

grappling eels toes not a euphamism. But it could be a damn good one with a bottle of massage oil and a willing HBF Grin

FancyFancy · 28/11/2016 16:01
Badders123 · 28/11/2016 16:06

Well
I've spent and hour and a half being manhandled by the physio.
he is semi hot👍🏻
Long story short it's not my back. It's my hips. which I've been saying since I had Ds2!😡
So he pummled me - not fun!😞
And I have to ice my arse later ❄️😖😳
He also recommend an electric blanket. fist pump! so now Dh has Toby me one because the physio said

FancyFancy · 28/11/2016 16:18

pummelled?
dear God this all too much for one day

ApricotCrush · 28/11/2016 16:43

Afternoon all.

Thanks LetUs.

I'm surprisingly un-stiff after fighting the wisteria yesterday, but I've been doing more hacking gardening today, so I may have overdone it now.

Sorry to hear FamilyComtess has been ill. Yes, please enlighten us regarding six-packing, you can't leave us hanging like that. Wink

Can't beat an electric blanket Badders.

Badders123 · 28/11/2016 18:18

I've just ordered one apes
A fleecy one!

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/11/2016 18:50

Ooooooooooooohhh... Hurrah for the semi-hot, hip-pumelling, electric-blanket-demanding physio!
Grin

Um... I had a couple of HBF dreams, but there wasn't any smut in the first one - apart from a v. pleasant but subtle grope from the HBF, who then thoughtfully made sure I got the right train home Hmm and then I had Treille walk me down the aisle so I could marry DH.

Badders123 · 28/11/2016 18:59

I'm currently sat with frozen peas and frozen sweet corn bags sticking out of the back of my pj bottoms Confused

Dh and ds1 at football training
Ds2 watching his iPad/listening to music
Dishes done
Tumble dryer on
Might head up to bed...

LetUsPrey · 28/11/2016 19:13

Evening wenches.

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