Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

[LetUsPrey]

Start off with my favourite photo

Still not decided re work...
had a crappy day today but good days are good iyswim?
The electric blanket is fleecy AND king size
Room for any wench that wants to join me

THERE MUST BE NO RUBBING TONIGHT LETUS!!!

where did my post go?
FFS etc - bet I didn't actually post it. It was along the lines of:
Hurrah for semi-hot, hip-pumelling, electric-blanket-demanding physio

LetUs my back is available for rubbing, since you got a knock-back from Badders

Evening wenches. Busy day, been to the vet again, Sigrid's eye is not better but at least not worse. Going back on Saturday. Had some IT-difficulties and also catfood issues so I've been pretty stressed today.

Can't recall much from the thread but I just want to say that I trained jiu jutsu in my late twenties and I remember rolling around on the floor with a younger very fit lovely man. Ah those were the days

Sorry about sigrids eye
Tricky things, eyes

It's supposed to be very cold tonight - mind if I join you all in bed?

Now much as I loved playing netball as a youngster, I never got to grapple with anyone. I really didn't think through my choice of sports did I?

It's snowing here btw

Ready Helen? I can kick your subconscious at the same time if you like.

Poor Sigrid. Hope her eye improves soon. The jujitsu sounds a very happy memory

I only like snow if I don't have to go anywhere in it.

Or in pictures like this one

Oh FFS, I haven't managed to actually post a single message tonight - or not when I've actually written it.

Yes please LetUs - but don't kick my subconscious too hard - it's doing ok with the cameo roles at least!

I also like snow if I'm skiing or curled up in front of a log fire.

You can kick mine letus because it's produced fuck all of note for a very long time

Yo wenchi

So. The six pack thing is a bit ick. It's basically a term for 'anal and vaginal stimulation st the same time'. So think of how you position your fingers and thumb to pick up a six pack of drinks. Hmmmm. Well that. I wasn't impressed with the beer analogy. Something ringing a bit of a misogynistic bell and I do t like it. Also, ruins six pack as perfectly good abdominal descriptor.

Sorry I mentioned it.
😬

Meant to be working, so must crack on.

Evening comtess, thanks for the clarification. Tbh, I'll never look at someone carrying a six-pack of lager in the same way again. Might stick to wine for the forseeable.

Comtesse - eewwwww
Well I feel like I've been beaten up but I'm assuming that's good?
I will be wearing my thermals today wenches
and on that sexy note I shall leave you!

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Hope everyone has a good day

Cheers everyone!
Probably ought to stop at one as have to drive DD to a hospital appointment this morning. Rest of the day to be spent on a cultural excursion to big city so may not be around much until later

Morning wenches.

lie back down Helen!

And then he's taking care of Badderz.

I think my brain can ignore the other description for six pack and focus on the more traditional meaning

Ewwwwwwww!!!!

Aussies are filthy.

But thank god you know now comtesse. Imagine if you'd said it to Aussie friends intending the innocent meaning...

It's fucking freezing and totally frosty here. I so dont want to ride to work.

Get well soon sigrid's eye

Morning. Beautiful day here, but bloody freezing. The garden won't see me unless it warms up a bit a lot.

Don't know what's wrong with my subconscious, I dreamt I was pregnant.

Eww Comtess, but we did ask.

Poor Sigrid, hope she gets better soon.

Sigrid says thank you to her wenxh aunties. She really don't like the plastic cone she got at the vet so she's wearing a paper plate atm.

Awww, bless her. Tell her it's the height of feline fashion. DD's cat wore a small cone for years when she was younger, because she kept scratching her eyes. She got used to it, but she doesn't seem to need it now.

Letus...I'm watching ncis
Gibbs is HOT

Apricot - apparently if you dream you're pregnant when you're not, it means you're about to come into some money!

Hope you defrosted Madame.

Wicked - Sigrid looks so cute! Very Elizabethan with her ruff!

And Badderz - yes, yes he is. Very