Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

[LetUsPrey]

Start off with my favourite photo

THERE'S A HARIBO ADVENT CALENDAR?????!!???!!!!!??!??????!!!??!

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

so, mount me ... and then grab ... and then push quite hard

ROFL.
How the fuck do you keep from dying laughing at that letus? Kudos to you

We need to move to Badderz's for advent

I wasn't paying much attention TBH but the words "so, mount me" made me look up rather quickly. I've had a lot of practice with some of the things that have been said previously over the months eg "and you need to go quite deep", "really go in hard", etc

Yes you do!

at LetUs's HBI. I would be permanently sniggering.

Vistors have gone to bed, I need to do similar...

Oh - Badders - excellent thread steal btw. [high five]

I got the advent calendar out today - I will need to get some small stuff to go into the various pockets that don't have anything to go in them yet (chocolate coins) etc etc...

Night all.

You'd be in trouble if another wench was with you letus , bet you wouldn't hold it together then

I feel certain that would result in eviction from the venue Fancy

You'd better be hiding those advent calendars Badderz

Night Helen x

Chateau for me. Going to put some moves I've heard about into practice with Aramis.

But by god it'd be fun letus although your children would probably disown you

Morning wenches.

From now on, I shall imagine being with wenches if there's any more innuendo at sportingactivity - so I can see myself having to leave the room on several occasions

Have woken up with a really tight ache across my back. It's not fun.

Off to the cinema later to watch Fantastic Beasts!

Have great days wenches x

Seriously, isn't that a bit immature?

Poor Letus

Morning!
Poor Letus I'm off to physio again on Monday
Dh just gone off to do the grocery shop because he thinks he does a better job than me
Ds2 is downstairs on his own so I'd better go and parent for a bit

Ah I'll be alright in a bit. Suppose it might help if I move about a bit. Thanks wenches 😘

Need to chivvy DS2 to get dressed, etc

Morning all.

Oooh letus enjoy the film - compare notes later kay? Hope yr back improves.

Ouch LetUs maybe some of those moves last night were a bit too enthusiastic Have fun at cinema. we'd probably do the same if it wasn't such glorious weather here...

We are off out so I'd best get dressed and divest my self of StupidCat before I get from DH

Hope everyone has a fun day

Morning wenches

Fancy...
Whatever can you mean!?
😀😇
Ds2 is off soon for a haircut.
I need of get off the internet...I've bought 4 more Xmas presents this morning!
sits on hands
This week will be busy so I'm going to try and have a chilled weekend...
Physio on Monday 😖
Dh away Tuesday/weds😞
I'm taking mum Xmas shopping on weds🎁
Going to IKEA with Dh for our tree on Friday 🎄
And work of course - might have to get my sexy thermals out ❄️

You meet such nice people at the catfood aisle in the supermarket. A woman complemented me on my handbag, "it makes one happy to look at it, now I'm going to be happy the rest of the day"
I haven't seen any hot single cat dads yet though
I have no enery today, might go for a walk and clean the house but part from that you'll find me on the couch.

Have a lovely day wenches

This is a sure sign that Christmas is coming, tubes with bluecheese.

Cheese?
In a tube?
That's all kinds of wrong right there

Well, it's convenient but personally I buy a non-tube bluecheese and mix it with cream cheese and put it on the ginger thins, delicious

Shrimpcheese on tube is very popular here

www.scandinavianstuff.com/sv/svenska-matvaror/tuber/rakost