Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

[LetUsPrey]

Start off with my favourite photo

Oh - yes, I might have actually. I did go for a meal. No idea - I obviously have the memory of a goldfish. Glad your dinner was ok. Fingers crossed for Madame's tomorrow.
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Our tree now has lots of twinkly lightd and tasteful decorations random tat

...Nd you are always saying I don't pay attention Helen...😁

I feel rough as a badgers parse
So I shall feed Reynolds, shove ds2 in the shower had go to bed
Ttfn x

Get well soon bads and helen. Im also feeling rough, just caught a cold off ds. Why is it always right before christmas, eh?

helen I really cba with my work do. Might be a silver lining of being sick...

Parse = arse
Reynolds = the kids
Ffs

Madame I was thinking very similar things about excuses for bunking off the work night out!

Still need to get my head round tomorrow's work too - argh.

Ds1 now showered
Dishes done
Watching poirot on Netflix
Bed by 7 I think!

You know when you tell someone there's a problem. And you tell them, and you tell them, and you tell them... and then at the last minute they go "OMG - there's a problem?!?!! We must fix it, NOW!!!!!"

That.

Ugh! Nightmare!
Dh just phoned...he is fine.
I'm off to take more cough medicine

Roll on Friday....

Hope missing wenches Elk and mouse are
Ok

Did you go to the National portrait gallery without ME Fancy?

Evening wenches.

Sick bay's looking a bit full

Hope your cat guest is behaving herself Apricot.

Beats our Christmas traditions near me Wicked which mostly seem to involve people drinking so much that they throw up, fall over and land in a gutter.

I am so tired. And hormonal. And blob still hasn't arrived so it's looking like I'm going to all bloated and feel like I'm carrying a couple of bricks in my stomach for Friday FFS.

Both boys' schools have decided to do Christmas jumper stuff (one on Thursday, one on Friday). Hey, guess what? Everywhere I went to was sold out in DS2's size (DS1 could wear last year's if necessary). Nothing even remotely near his size. So DH has had to go out tonight with him. Nothing like plenty of notice (yesterday evening) for something that's likely to be sold out.

Letus I love wrapping gifts, I would love to come over and help

God. I hate wrapping and am BAD at it
Gift bags....lots and lots of gift bags!
In fact the DC have got new beanbags for their bedrooms for Xmas and I am putting them in Xmas pud bin bags
One year sil said
"Oh, bless him, did ds2 wrap this?"
Yes!
no I did
I use gift bags now

Hope sick wenches will be feeling better soon
For Letus I hate socialising while blobbing
Sigrid and Fräsan says meow to your borrowed cat Apes
We have those traditions too Letus and actually the Lucia celebration also involves all to young people getting drunk for the first time and stumbling around with tinsel in their hair

Yy, my stuff looks like it's been wrapped by the DC.

thanks Wicked.

Oooo Badderz - Cinderella is on one of the movie channels again. Richard Madden is looking all prince-like and stuff

Hmmm
Not sure Letus
I don't think I'd like him all clean and goody goody why I have never fancied a Disney Prince ever
I will stick with him playing a sweaty long haired love God renaissance Lord
💞😇

Evening wenches

Hope you enjoy your feline visitor apricot and remember to brush yourself down before you leave the house

Hope you avoid the lurgy helen & hope all those wanting to avoid work's Christmas do's manage that too

I did go there without you ww - but not round any of the parts that we went to, so I wasn't technically unfaithful I was also on a date - but you can't tell anyone, 'kay?

Sounds totally reasonable to me Badderz

Settling down to an NCIS with DS1.

Apologies to everyone for all the 'hopes' in that last post - am suppposed to be doing an on-line grocery shop & am failing to multi-task, obviously.

So I googled Richard Madden and Cinderella and found this very ... ehrm... interesting pic

OMG! You were on a DATE Fancy??? Was he hot? Tell us all the details!!

Mmmm
Bulgy