Swagger Inn 138 - in which we run out of --Musketeers Episodes-- witty titles, but need a new thread to carry on blethering

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. It's late, and I'm too tired to be clever or witty. (Business as usual then )

If anyone needs me I'll be in the hayloft with Athos

Oh dear - wenches are in need of HBFs and and I have to shovel DS up to bed. Will catch up later (if anyone's about )

No Madame, they were supposed to get back to me in a week or so and you've just reminded me to chase them up. Feel a bit guilty though for possibly utilising an already overstretched service. I'll see what they say if I get chance to give them a ring tomorrow.

Shopping was fun. I'm lying

HBFs - always an excellent idea

LetUs they are all overstretched, but it's what they're there for.

I give you this from twitter

I can only imagine if I'd been in that scripted scene, Santi would have been absolutely fucking astounded

And I keep telling myself that Helen

I've had a bath with a lush bath bomb - I now smell like toffee apples

Saw GBBO - glad tom went should have gone last week
Ds2 is getting all upset about dh and I having a night away...sigh
Sooooo glad tomorrow is Friday!

Tom can use his instinctive acting on me anytime, preferebly with more tongue

Ooo Badderz you've reminded me I need to do a Lush order. Don't have a local shop any more.

Wicked

I was going to add "not a euphemism" but....

Evening wenches. Am finally eating dinner. And managing not to fall asleep in my spicy noodles.

Don't feel guilty about using the services (if they let you that is!), a stitch in time & all that. Much better to address any potential issues early on, not only is it less stressful for you all personally, but it's usually cheaper in the long run, so you could potentially save resources

Hope you're able to relax apricot, must be rather irritating to be all wired up.

Tom is 'a very instinctive actor pffftttttt. He was just (understandably) overcome with lust because of the overwhelming fafness of the Supreme Sexy Being of the Universe i.e. Aramis. That he was only moved so far as a chaste kiss demonstrates merely that Athos is dead inside. Anyone with a pulse woldn't have stopped there.

Clearly lack of sleep makes me fighty

Fancy at Supreme Sexy Being of the Universe DH is LOLing too.

Whilst you and LetUs are relaxing in the vodka bath, I give you this for National Poetry day....

Glad to have amused both you & MrH helen

Now that is my sort of poetry - such beauty & truth............

Fancy MrH says that (in real life) you really don't seem like the sort of person to come out with things like the Supreme Sexy Being of the Universe rant. How little he knows. I pointed out that (for the most part) none of us in real life come out with the stuff that we come out with online - not the smuttier stuff anyway. We just think it... (unless we're having a meet-up - then we say it )

One day he'll actually read a thread and be at me

I was on my best behaviour that weekend so I wouldn't embarrass you helen I'm thinking MrH is not acquainted with my festive masterpiece (fully illustrated) from last year?

I'm mostly with Red on that poem with the exception that the Batch is clearly above Hiddleston. I have given the matter much careful study and consideration.

I've been watching YouTube videos - Paella when he was on the Jools Holland Show. Paella looks like utter filth.

FFS why are these men not in my actual life?! Is that really too much to ask?

Was that naked men with strategic kittens?

On that note, I'm retiring to the hayloft to consider the best lush product to use when I next dunk Athos in the trough. I'm thinking one of the melts rather than the bombs - though butterball leave you nicely slippery..... hmmm....

night all...

I was thinking more of my carol on the subject of AramiSanti helen, I can't take credit for the naked men and strategic kittens

Well that's convenient letus - you have the Batch & I'll take Hidders. And Aramis, as it's Thursday. I think? Is it still Thursday?

Night Helen

Hayloft time for me too. Paella for me tonight I think.

Night x

Gday cobbers.

Sorry to hear about all poorliness. Special cwtches to Apes and Madame .

More cwtches for Bads Letus and Wicked for associated traumas.

Sorry I've not been about - Team Comtess on school hols here and last week they were all busy at sports but this week Mr C and I are taking turns for taking them on various days out planned round work. God I love working part time!!!!!! There's so much we want to do, so planning lots for the long hols at Christmas when ds1 also here. Anyway, it's hectic so have had zero time but it's all been good things.

LOVE the instinctive Tom/Santi kissing. I feel I'd definitely also instinctively kiss him.

Would LOVE some Tom news. I'm off to see DBS at cinema on Sunday. Can't wait 😄.

@ comtess & her goady snogging threats

Comtesse! All sounds lovely 😂💞
I've always thought santi looked surprised by that kiss...I was right!
For tom I would use a soft Coeur massage bar I may have given this a lot of thought
It's Friday, thank fuck and my b day tomorrow. Supposed to be going out.....we shall see.
Hope wicked and apes are feeling better x

Why have my emoji s gone weird!?