Swagger Inn 138 - in which we run out of --Musketeers Episodes-- witty titles, but need a new thread to carry on blethering

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. It's late, and I'm too tired to be clever or witty. (Business as usual then )

If anyone needs me I'll be in the hayloft with Athos

LetUs Inconvenient cat says that's fine - but you'll have to come here and sit on his sofa. I'll be at Boring Office Job tomorrow, but I'll leave a key under the mat so you can help yourself to and . I suggest you avoid the - some is brewed by DH and is lethal apparenlty remarkably good

Sorry FancyCat, but I cannot be moved on the bacon issue.

BestFriend's dog was similarly displeased Apricot when she dressed him in a Christmas outfit one year

I best get the train then Helen so I can sample the home brewed

Just watched an NCIS.

Night wenches x

Love the pic too Apes

Oh dear god - DS tried to update one of the gaes on his tablet and has wiped the entire game. He's spent over a year playing it and it's lots all his achievements to date. THEWORLDISENDING - I have that on good account. and now we're all running late to due DownloadGate

Think of me kindly wenches - I'll be at work, hiding.

Alright?
I'm not fond of cats...
But if any of you have a dog I will be their auntie
Ugh
Feel shit
I might go to dr tomorrow
Only had 2 trick or treaters - realised it's coz I didn't put a pumpkin out - doh!
Parents evening tonight - ugh. Not looking forward to that.
Have a good day wenches x

Morning wenches.

I feel your pain Helen. Poor DS.

Off to the doctors for you Badderz . Feel better soon. Good luck at parents evening.

Watching Adventures of Gumball with DS2. S'bloody brilliant

Needless to say, subconscious let me down again

Have fab days wenches x

Helen...if it's minecraft you can get it back.

Morning!

Halloween was good up to the point when ds overexcitedly cracked his head on a table edge. MASSIVE bump on his forehead. Literally the size of an egg. Lots and lots of screaming. But luckily he is fine now. He will have an enormous bruise. Not a great look for first week at new school...

helen for ds's game. Thank god for work eh...hopefully he wont be so upset when he gets home.

letus lol about ds and his springtime xmas rendition. In the bath last night ds told me all about his science class. It sounded good.

apes that pic was excellent - didnt realise it was a family cat!

Have good days all...

Morning wenches

THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Nope.
All women
And none my type

That's because I'm not there Bads

Now that would be a fun meeting wicked 😘

Morning.

I didn't realise you were supposed to put a pumpkin out. I've never bought one in my life. We only had one group of little witches.

So sorry about DS Helen. Hope he can get it back.

Stangely, DD has just phoned me up from work in tears. Her phone has been hacked and all her pics and videos have gone, over 2000 of them Her DH has been into the O2 shop and they say there's nothing they can do. Off to do some research for her.

My car's in for MOT. I hate the waiting wondering if it will pass.

Oh no apricot, hope you sort something out for her & that your car is ok

I know. I'm not sure if they're saved to the iCloud, which I haven't got a clue about and she hasn't either.

The car passed the MOT eventually. Phew!

No clues here either apricot

Yay for the MOT - I'm sure Athos can recommend a suitable celebration

Fingers crossed for your DD's phone Apricot.

Lots of kisses better for DS's bruise Madame.

Will do as I'm told Fancy and try for the double bill

Have been for a smear. I'll be honest, it's not the most fun you can have with half your clothes off but it's done now.

You deserve and Letus

Oh I shouldn't laugh letus, but that made me snort

I think as a reward you should go for a triple bill of Gibbs

• here he is all happy as you've been looking after yourself
• you may recognise the second pic, that's him making sure the nurse warmed the speculum first
• and lastly, here he is looking interested in whatever it is you're whispering to him

Oo FFS

I missed out the middle pic!

Here it is....