Swagger Inn 138 - in which we run out of --Musketeers Episodes-- witty titles, but need a new thread to carry on blethering

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. It's late, and I'm too tired to be clever or witty. (Business as usual then )

If anyone needs me I'll be in the hayloft with Athos

Evening wenches.

Hope Athos was of some use with the laundry Apricot.

Sounds positive re work Badderz except for needing to get your picture taken, I avoid that at all costs

Can't really remember anything else because work was so fucking dull today it has killed my brain.

I almost forgot, I dreamt of Cumberbatch last night and I can't really remember but I think he was in the bath, it was a bit erotic. And I don't even fancy him

You did what Wicked?! The Batch in the bath! Erotic! That's my dream! well, one of the many

MrsBatch (not me, the other one) is pregnant again I see. Wonder if they need a nanny?

Maybe a picture of Athos will help you

Evening wenches.

He was indeed LetUs. His shirt needed washing too so that went into the machine as well.

I'm exhausted, what with DGS and fighting an eBay parcel. I hate selling stuff for others, but DS wanted me to get rid of some cymbals for him. The first one sold, and I spent half the morning looking for a box for it. It was well under 2kg by my kitchen scales and I took it to the post office, where it weighed just over. A jump in price from £4.95 to £13.75. So I took it back home and had to sort out a courier, then take it back to the shop. There are only 6 more of them to sell.

I'm so sorry Letus I rather dream of Athos in the bath They're showing trailers of Dr Strange on telly so that's probably why.

How on earth did you and Athos fill the time waiting for his shirt to wash Apricot?

And you're a bloody marvel sorting out eBay stuff. I'll just add that to the list of stuff I'm too lazy to do.

I forgive you Wicked. I've seen those trailers. I'm going to see the film. Where's my bloody dream?

I expect apricot spent the time removing his trousers as well

I am also too lazy to do ebay stuff

We were trying to watch Westworld but have been sidetracking into woodburner research.

Evening wenches I am home . Have had a wonderful few days being pissed warm, swimming in the sea, eating gorgeous food and admiring the fit bronzed bodies playing volleyball scenery. And laughing - lots of laughing.

Wenches observed a very unwelcome phenomenon of cocks on the beach . Unwelcome as it seems the decidedly unFAF are not manly enough to suffer damp shorts on the journey home & feel the need to change on the beach without the aid of a towel . The athletic sorts are obviously made of hardier stuff. Sadly

Off to catch up with the thread......

TeamA klaxon - There's a new Transformers vid on Twitter - have sort of watched it on mute, (kind of a RBNRonline) but Santi's in it...

Ok catching up:

Suspect you know where I've been now ww owing to wench pics elsewhere

Lovely Arapics letus, most welcoming

Comedy is always a winner for me re theatre madame, as is Damian Lewis. It won't be any good for shows in 2016, but this site can be good for cheap theatre tickets in January & February each year

SHUT UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS COMTESS IT'S NOT EVEN NOVEMBER YET

Remind me never to piss you off letus, you & your crisp crumbs are evil

Good luck getting more hours badders

Hope you had a good weekend apricot?

Morning wenches.

Welcome back Fancy You've no need to worry about the crisp thing. I'd never do that to a wench

Will watch the video later today Helen when I am alone.

I cannot believe it's only Wednesday. I dreamt about work stuff FFS.

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Bit foggy/misty here, and I need to take DS out to holliday club thingy. Oh joy.

LetUs - I don't think there's a lot of him so don't get your hopes up.

Laters...............

Welcome back fancy!

I also dreamt about work. Dreamt my boss gave me a week's notice - ie this week, so I didn't have to go back ever again. I was so happy.

apes youre a bit of a hero doing all that for your ds!

Going to my mums today for a couple of days. Supposed to be up and out early. Have migraine and cant get out of bed. Argh.

Apparently Luca and Perrie Edwards (little mix) are over
I didn't know they were "on" tbh but though team dog would want to know

In other news I am defrosting the fridge/freezer
It's the shittest shittiest job EVER

Welcome back Fancy

Sorry about your migrain Madame

Is it Friday yet?

Badders - yes. I loathe doing the defrosting

Now - to work.... (because I need to sod off elsewhere in 2 hours, so best crack on)

Morning.

Not really Madame, the DC have busy lives and I like to help. Although looking for that box yesterday took me into cupboards that haven't seen the light of day for ages, so a tidy up is called for I think. Sorry you've got another migraine.

Welcome back Fancy, glad you had a good time.

You'll be pleased with yourself when it's done Badders.

Going for the flu jab this afternoon. Such excitement.

Aw thanks for the welcome back messages wenches, it's good to see you all again.

I've brought some souvenirs, but they're not much use unless you're Team A

Ah - didn't actually say 'hello' did I?
'lo fancy

I'm off out now - laters......

Argh!!!!!!!!!!! FFS!
Have just dropped honey-covered baguette all over myself - honey side down.

I shall now be changing before going out...

Oh Helen!!! You muppet
I'm watching Westworld - some very nice hbfs
I've done the bloody fridge freezer
Just turned it on again and didn't come back to a flood in the kitchen which is good
Dh going to be back late which is the pits - kids will be upset. Sigh
He is away again on Monday so hoping he spends some time with them before he goes
Ds2 enjoyed fencing
Ds1 is making gingerbread men today - yuk!!

Ooh badders I love gingerbread men, send them here if you don't want them! Or could he decorate them to be MuskeMen?

Amendment;
They are gingerbread cookies. He decided against making men in other words he cocked his dough up!

Bless him, I bet they're delicious.

The saga of the boxes continues. I found a box which would do for something else I'm selling on eBay, but it was a bit dusty so I took it into the cloakroom to hoover it out. Then I took it upstairs to see if the item would fit. It did. Then I put it back in the garage and went away. Later I looked at it from a different angle and THE BIGGEST SPIDER IN THE WORLD was clinging to the back of it. OK, when DH came to the rescue it was dead, but I still carried it around the house without realising. I'm traumatised. Traumatised I tell you.

Looking forward to Bake Off tonight.