Swagger Inn 138 - in which we run out of --Musketeers Episodes-- witty titles, but need a new thread to carry on blethering

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. It's late, and I'm too tired to be clever or witty. (Business as usual then )

If anyone needs me I'll be in the hayloft with Athos

apes

Argg my mums boyfriend is talking politics at me. Our views, erm, differ slightly. I have a headache still and want to go to sleep.

Apes.
Burn the house down.
It's the only way
Madame...fix him with a steely eyed glint, smile coldly and say
"Yes. I expect you're right"
Then walk away.
Only way to deal with wankers ime
If you do it properly he should be afraid for his life

I find that slightly arousing Bads

Yeah
I have that effect

Not good madame, but could be worse - at least he's not talking about his erm, health issues?

People seem to talk to me about all sorts of random crap.
Women telling me about their daughters hysterectomy...
Men telling me about their ferrets no that's not a euphemism for penis. It really was a ferret
Shop staff telling me their deepest darkest secrets...
I must just look stupid like I'm interested 😳🙄😖

It's because you're so hot Bads they won't let you go

I spent the afternoon foraging for chestuts. I may have got carried away as I have a bag full of them. and now I have to check with google what to do with them. I blame the friend who went with.

Badders you are obviously giving off too many 'friendly and approachable' vibes today. these should be reverved for HBFs

Apricot re spider - dead or otherwise. I need a box to dry my chestnuts in (not a euphamism!)

Madame - try "Hmmm... I see." and nodding, whilst thinking about Aramis.

Are your chestnuts still damp then helen?

Evening wenches.

Badderz is right Apricot - burn it all down

Madame - give him a confused/pitying look and say "what an .... interesting opinion you have". Hope the migraine fucks off.

Athos has offered to lick any honey off you a Helen.

Have just watched Bake Off. Commenting no further so as not to spoil if wenches haven't watched.

And then... and then they showed the trailer for the new Sherlock series.

I'll be in my bunk.

Fancy I do think I said very definitely NLT?

LetUs................

Well
I have got a pretty good "come hither" look

After a slight shift in the shooting schedule, The Cormoran Strike Mysteries is now set to begin filming in mid-November.

Right - work. Belatedly. To make me feel better about the likelihood that I'll get very little done tomorrow.

God it doesn't take much does it? A Sherlock trailer & the words 'Athos' & 'honey' in the same sentence?

Filming in 3 weeks and still no robin announcement???? Arrghh!!

He has finally gone home. Thank fuck. now I can watch telly I think he actually enjoys baiting me. Im onto his game now. Next time he says says something provocative and daft I will just yawn and check my phone.

fancy - luckily it's just my mum who bangs on about unpleasant health issues.

Mmmm...roasted chestnuts. Best thing about autumn in spain. Big roasters on wheels on street corners, puffing out white smoke. You bought bagfuls and picked off the shells while trying not to burn your fingers off. Mmmm.

Sounds like a plan madame, how's the head?

Filming mostly in London? That'll be welcome after the globetrotting of Transformers

fancy

There's no news on casting Robin because I promised I wouldn't say anything...

I'm being harsh helen - 'Aramis' and 'biscuit spread' have the same effect on me.

Right, bath needed..........

Head is ok now thanks fancy but I could do with an early night.

A theory...jkr is a bit strawberry blonde innit, with a robinesque figure...What's that called, when a writer kind of puts a fantasy them in a novel? I bet I would totally do that if I wrote a book...

Wishful thinking Madame?

(on her part, not yours obvs.)

A Mary-Sue madame?

See fancy knows the technical terms.

That's what comes of a mis-spent youth - DON'T LAUGH - reading dodgy fanfic

Morning wenches.

Am still a bit 😊 from the Sherlock trailer

Hope wenches have excellent, headache free, spider free days x