Swagger Inn 138 - in which we run out of --Musketeers Episodes-- witty titles, but need a new thread to carry on blethering

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. It's late, and I'm too tired to be clever or witty. (Business as usual then )

If anyone needs me I'll be in the hayloft with Athos

Klaxon for Madame Jeremy Renner is on Graham Norton tonight... (I know he's about four crushes ago now but I thought i'd let you know )

Ooooh ty helen! (he may be four crushes ago but he still holds a special place in my heart)

Nice dress comtesse!

Are our own posts still green? Wtaf is that about?

Yes, they are still green.

I thought it sounded like AT but got very confused by AH Sounds like a fab scene

Gorgeous dress Comtess

I really need wine but I only had a tiny bit of Pimms left

Evening wenches.

I approve very much of the Aramis picture Helen!

You are one speedy knitter Apricot - love the teddy too

My posts on iPad are back to their normal colour but they're still green on phone. Bonkers.

Nice lady been round to see DS2. Seems very positive so fingers crossed.

Oh I say.....

Now we know what we all want to find in our Christmas stockings eh...

Yay letus! Hope mouse got on ok with schoolmouse's school today...

Oh, my

Posts not at all a wierd colour for me

LetUs - fingers crossed for nice lady being of use....

Wicked - precisely

Just getting in the mood for tonight.

Oh madame - you and Renner at home together. Awww... #Romantic

I know helen. He's so masterful.

Evening - fab knitting skills apricot

It was the Chilean pink helen & it went down very well thanks. My posts are also all the right colour, so it looks like I missed out on all the MN confusion.

Lovely dress comtess, hope date night went well?

OI!!!! Madame - keep it down up there, I'm trying to concentrate!

I wish we could have had more scenes like that in TM

Oh God ww, I couldn't agree more!

Definitely a missed opportunity there for TM, still...

• TeamA have 'Aramis with Adele on a bed' and 'Aramis with Queenie in a convent' with a side order of 'Aramis with his top off in a stream' and 'Aramis with his top off inthe garrison'
• TeamAthos have 'Athos with Milady in a meadow' and 'Athos with Milady in a Bed' and 'Athos with Sylvie and some rope' and 'Athos with Sylvie on a mattress'
• Team Dog get 'Dog in a bed with Milady', 'Dog in a bath with Constance', 'Dog in a dreamsequence with Constance', 'Dog in a sink with Constance' etc etc, Dog puts it about, now in think about it.
• Team Porthos have 'Porthos in a Bed with Alice', and 'Porthos in a bed with Flea' with a side order of 'Porthos with his top off in The Court of Miracles'
• Team Treville have... a large desk and their imaginations

Aramis giving Queenie The Stare in S1E2 when she gives him the crucifix to say thank you for saving her makes me go all funny and he's fully clothed in that.

Am knackered. Have been at DS1's sportingactivity, sneezing and yawning. So I am now in bed with a cup of tea being carried to the chateau by Aramis where he shall administer to my every need.

I'm sure your every need will be well administered letus

helen, you forgot that Team Dog have a Cock-in-a-Well

Oh yes - how could I forget that fancy? - and half dressed Dog terrorising naked woman in blatant inequality of nakedness.

Have a nice time in the Chateau LetUs, I believe the pantry is well stocked in buscuit/chocolate/peanut spread or whatever it is. I think I'm heading for the hayloft...

And now that Marmexit has been averted, the stocks of that in the pantry are availabe to all again

Morning wenches.

Aramis was most attentive last night and I feel very relaxed now. Cupboards were very well stocked thank you Helen

At least I did until I made the mistake of asking DS2 to get dressed, eat his breakfast and brush his teeth. Apparently I am determined to ruin his life. Yes, by taking you to your swimming lesson and then the cinema. Clearly I'm horrible.

Cold and grey here.

I've been consumed by lust pondering since
Last night - wouldn't TB have made an AMAZING Ross poldark!?

Today will be shit
Dh decorating boys sitting room so we are in a mess
I hate mess
So when he is back from running errands I am going to the shops to buy a slice of cake as big as my head

Morning!

helen GN was v good last night so ty for the klaxon. Chris O Dowd who is very very funny and luffly was also on.

Today Im going to finish a job app for sameroleIdidtwoyearsagowithsilverfox cos my new job remains mind numbingly boring in a quite depressing way.

Fairly major news: we finally got allocated a place for ds at localnonfaithschool so he's transferring there in two weeks, after half term!! Eeeeeep!

Hope everyone has good days xxx

Ok mn:

1. posts on phone still weird green colour

2. pointy upward arrows no longer make text italic - what's that about??

Excellent school news madame

You are clearly an evil woman letus, I suggest you seek absolution - maybe Father Vega or AraMonk can help?

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