Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

All fine Fancy because I am a cook of infinite skill used a non-stick pan on lowest heat possible. Though the potatoes might have been a tiny bit mushier than I planned by the time I fished them out.

Now I am going to crawl up to the hayloft and have a jolly good snooze. Once I've cleaned up the kitchen and sorted out DS's lunch for tomorrow, and...

And I'm off for a bath, laters.......

Fear not! The ofsted inspectors always seem to pick me to ask questions
I shall make my views known
Ditto at ds1s open evening next week;
No geography at GCSE?
We will see about that!!!

Morning wenches.

Fab idea Cinn

It's Thursday which means it's nearly Friday.

Morning wenches. Thursday today - yay!!! And another event at school this evening - boo. Shall be very glad when this week is over.

Hey wenchi

Well. I survived. Everyone was lovely. It's all beautifully resourced and I had loads of time to do everything. Even had lunch. My first 'customer' was a Welsh speaker!!!!!! . Does not make me yearn to return.

Last night I got home from gym to find twin 1 'working on a project' with ridiculously Barbi esque girl from school. In just his boxers.

at Comtess and Casanova Twin1 Are you and MrC having a little chat with him about appropriate wear for 'project work' with school friends? Also glad work has gone well, complete with welsh-speakers to make you feel at home (bit late to say good luck - had forgotten time difference would mean you were finished with Thursday work before we'd started ours!)

DH has just yelled up the stairs to tell me that Inconvenient Cat has yakked all over the carpet. Joy. That will mean he needs me to bring my superior vom-clearing-up skills to deal with it while he works.

DH did the carpet, I did the sofa
Greetings from the house of cat-vom

Comtesse...arf at twin 1
I just bought ds1 his first electric shaver nooooooo my baby!!!!
Also bought him litres of Lynx shower gel what does he do with it all!? Drink it!?
Also bought ds2s first Xmas gift
A cardboard Minecraft head yes, really. that isnt a typo
Boots had some Xmas smelliest in and I sampled them all so now I smell like a Turkish brothel
Sunnis coming out here so will need to change for work
Laters X

Oooh
Lots of strike outs in that one for some reason!

If anyone wanted a review of the Newcastle ComiCon, I stumbled across one online...

Oh FFS, where is everyone? I just played an absolute blinder for work, and there's no-one here to high-five

Still, DH is highly amused by my over-enthusiastic reaction to having pulled off the work thingy.

Though I could do with one more reply before I have a full house of awesomeness

Laters....

Evening wenches.

Does Twin1 take after anyone in particular Comtess?

Badderz I'm heading to the pound shop on Saturday and am going to look for Christmas decorations. Clueless as to what to get DS1 for his birthday though.

Am knackered.

Some nice ones in b and m bargains today!
I didn't buy any though.
Or cards but I wanted to
🎄

Another high five Helen

FFS wenches will you stop mentioning the fucking C word?

at LetUs and her hand gestures

I have done stepper thingy and shower thingy and now am planning to do the bed thingy... once i've sorted out more work stuff (some of which has not yet been pulled out of the bag and is in a perpetual loop of idiot circular buck-passing)

Watched Hooten and the Lady - a new Sky1 programme. It was okay, quite good. I'll watch the rest of the series.

Ordered some dresses from TK Maxx. I suspect the majority will be going back,

I should head to the hayloft

^ not ds1. He is thousands of miles away . Twinny 1.

Although as you may remember ds1 also a handful at 17 on the girlfriends front.

Pitchforks
Arf

Well my Xmas "theme" makes my sitting room look like an elf threw up on it
Lots of school stuff made by the boys and lots of cheap plastic stuff classy
We do get a real tree
And a fake one for the other sitting room
Thank god it's Friday wenches

Morning wenches.

I have a sneaking admiration for Twin1

Our tree is very much eclectic

It's Friiiiiiidddaaaaayyyyyyyy. I need to buy more antihistamines. It's fecking late September and autumn. Bit fucking fed up of the sneezing and itchy eyes.

Have fab days wenches x

Morning wenches

blimey comtess, didn't take DT1 long to resume his Casanova ways

Thank goodness it's Friday indeed badders, can't wait for a lie in tomorrow & some peace & quiet. Well, am out meeting an old friend on Saturday, but Sunday should be quiet at least.

Must go, laters

Morning all.

re. Twinny1 (DH says something along the lines of "well done" (once he'd established that Twin1 isn't 7yo)

And final thought - moment when DH pulled out a bottle of Doom Bar which he'd ended up with after a works do. (IIR this is Cormorant Strike's fave drink) It made me grin, btu then I'm easily amused.

Right - email mountain...