Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Thanks Badderz

for you as you always seem to get the brunt of your mum's problems (for want of a better word)

And yes, it's been a loooooooong week

It has hasn't it?
By weds I was ready to give up!

I keep ordering samples for my kindle
Today I have ordered;
The new Clive James
Another CS book
Sara pascoes autobiography
And a history of salt

History of salt?

I have a book called History of breasts, which is very interesting

www.amazon.com/History-Breast-Marilyn-Yalom/dp/0345388941

Hurrah for the end of the week!!!!!
[icing] [HBFs] for all wenches

LetUs - fingers crossed that CAMHS can help, and it doesn't take too long to get through the system. Fingers also crossed for HBI as well tonight

for Badders too.

In other amusing news, Elk, Cinn and I apparently had our own accidental Cormorant Strike appreciation effort going on - we ate at a small restaurant chain mentioned in Book 3 which was where we saw TB fab It's a small world, and other cliches...

God ds2 is being a pain tonight!!
Not helped by dh leaving his glasses AND iPad at pils.
The fuckwit

Day from Hell Wenches. Day. From. Hell. A 5am start, a morning with mother, then, thanks to the utterly fucked motorway system, it was 5 HOURS in the car with an increasingly frustrated BabyElk (although she was an absolute trouper, bless her) to get home again.

I need you all to pile on and work your magic wenches...do your thang.

My Santi dream was weird....no need for rampant jealousy from Team A. We met on a bus and he seemed to recognise me , and was very keen to tell me that now his son was now 10 months old they have been working on siblings and now have twins on the way, to which I made polite noises. He then tried to show me photos of them on his phone, but changed his mind at the last minute and instead showed me a pic he had of Mlle and Baby Elk, with MlleElk doing some sort of backwards roll and showing her pants!!! [WTF!]

WTF is going on with my subconscious there then? , I woke up pretty bloody annoyed with him I can tell you!

Did we really do that Helen?, how funny....nice view food I thought

elk - and starter for 10.

Argh! DH has managed to kick a lego model across the floor and now we're missing a non-substitutable piece.

Oh, elk that is a shocker!
I have never - never! - had a Tom/Athos dream!
My subconscious must hate me

At least you haven't had a dream where he was dating your mum Bads

For Elk

MEDALS!!!!!!!!!! Gold, and gold and smashed the WR

(Nice pics Wicked)

Badders you don't need a dream - you have the original DNA that we cloned Athos from Speaking of which, I'm whacked so I'm taking Exploding Athos up to the hayloft to fall asleep on. I'll leave the real thing here for you lot ( I think Elk needs him!) #Generous

Night all.

Am watching Paralympics & flicking to the Vuelta in the ad breaks. And trying to keep up here. I predict this will not go well - unlike our Parateam who seem to be doing very well

ww coffee hiding itself in chocolate is one of the worst things in the universe. You have my sympathy.

Yay for the lovely GP letus, hope this is the start of something positive for you & DS2

badders. or , whichever helps most

Sounds like you need too elk . And that was more of a SantiNightmare than a dream, could get much less sexy than that

Thanks wenches. We shall see

Knackered here so I am chateau bound - or is that bound in the chateau - with Aramis

Night you gorgeous wenches x

Oh and no HBI. Seriously what is the point?

That sounds like quite a dream/nightmare elk

Those are lovely Athos pictures, letus, even if I do say so. The s1 ep1 introductory scenes are definitely among my favourites from the whole show.

Grr letus No point at all

Whoop!!!! Gold for Jonnie Peacock

Morning wenchi. Rbnrm. In really shit mood for some reason. for elk, bads and letus - glad to hear something positive may be on the way for ds2.

First week at work was...a bit of a downer tbh. I know it's early days but I get the feeling the work itself is going to be a bit of a dullsfest. People seem ok though office atmos not exactly rocking.

Still...obvs need to give it time!

Hugs for Madame

Read the shagging part in Cuckoo's calling. They better film that!!!!!!!!

Fancy imagine the disappointment when I took the first bite

I can imagine ww, there is not much worse in my book.

Off to DSis's later, so had better sign off & get ready to go. Probably ought to wake the DC up too .

Morning wenches. Awful day here, pissing it down.

Hope Elk has recovered from yesterday.

for Madame.

Well, I've spent the last three days reading Cuckoo's Calling. I can't speed read, I have to absorb every word. It was gripping, I love Strike, but.... there's a huge plot hole that I just can't get over. Probably just me being thick.

There was a mention of Gitanes and it made me think of this.

Morning wenches.

Madame

Am in TK Maxx with DS1 to try to get jeans. Am a bit pissed off because the children's and men's departments are upstairs and the only fitting rooms are downstairs so it's up to choose, then down to try, then I've been up to get different ones and then back down. FFS. This may drive me to look at the shoes and boots.