Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

In Costa
Face down in a large cappuccino

In office spare room
Losing the will to live - someone send help Athos - or motivation to do some actual work? Or both. Either would be good.

God it's warm again☀️
Ffs
It's September! Fuck off 27 degree heat and send me some fog and bracing wind!😡
One load out, another in. It's is nice to line dry I must admit but I can do that without this soul destroying mugginess 😖
My poor dn fell off his skate board last night and has a broken nose and a black eye!
I might go and buy him some treats 🍭

FFS indeed - I forgot to put the washing on - ta Badders

This morning I have finished Cormorant book 3 worked very very hard indeed and not been at all distracted

Well, work was fucking hideous.
And then I was bitching talking about it to my sister at a local cafe only to walk out and see my manager sitting under the fucking window
Argh

Someone has made a Thor's hammer on GBBO - except it looks like a doughy dildo.

Evening wenches.

It absolutely pissed it down here this morning on the way to school, so I couldn't get my washing out. Lovely the rest of the day. Typical.

Whoops at your conversation Badderz! They probably didn't hear

Ah yes the GBBO bread cock and balls. Thought last night's episode was a bit all over the place. Still hating Paul Hollywood. Still loving Selasi. I rather enjoyed imagining him in the Bedouin tent of his story

Candice should have gone
Dislike her intensely - turning on the waterworks

Not over keen on Candice either, although her gingerbread pub last week was fab. Andrew is very sweet and I'd love to see Benjamina have an amazing week.

I like Tom
perhaps unsurprisingly
😀

Am cream crackered, will be heading for bed about the same time as DS I think...

PS - fingers crossed for Baddersezes manager not hearing the conversation...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Excuse me a moment.....
I'm just going upstairs
....I may be some time
😍😇

And as a special treat for me

For Aidan?

No, I don't think so.

At least, not right now anyway

Ah, come on!
Let me have a go!
Sweet message from Santiago about DBS on Twitter...

Evening

Am desperately trying to squeeze in a fucktonne of sport this evening, there really aren't enough hours in the day. I do realise this is the epitome of a first world problem

What is a real problem is that SOMEONE ELSE had a Santi dream . Details please elk

Sex toy shaped baking in GBBO badders, should I start watching?

Lovely Sikh chap with quite hairy hands which transfix me oddly
Also Tom is quite nice and bakes dildos
Val is ace - just utterly loony and delightful
I spend most of my time loathing Paul Hollywood and crushing on Mel and Sue
AND there's

I do like Mel & Sue. And cake. But I'm just not sure if I have time to watch anything else for a while!

Yay, gold for Sarah Storey . She is fab

Doooo iiiit fancy
It's batter week next week

That has to be a smutty pun-fest in the hands of Mel & Sue surely?

One can only hope....