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Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

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LetUsPrey · 23/01/2016 17:51

How's this everywench?

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MLGs · 02/02/2016 11:13

Oh no poor Badders!

I have been to the hygienist this morning which is always a joy. The fun of having someone poking round in your mouth and not being able to spit, swallow or touch your face.

Badders123 · 02/02/2016 11:32

Ow!!!!!!!
Well that was one of the least funny tho has that has ever happened to me Confused

FluffylovesAramis · 02/02/2016 11:36

Morning everyone! I haven't run away (unlike HorseyGeorgie - no staying power, more of a sprinter obviously) but have just been ridiculously busy.
Have loved RTFT, you're all brilliant.
I may be the only one to think so, but I would have been happier if Santi wasn't on the Glamour list at all. Who are all these furtive fans who voted for him? They have no business knowing that he even exists, he's ours, so they can FTFO.
As for Soccer Aid Madame, they tweeted yet another "big news coming soon" thing yesterday and I told them to stop teasing.
Here's a much better picture than the Glamour one to make amends

Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good
MLGs · 02/02/2016 11:39

Have you managed to microchip him yet Fluffy?

FolknNorah · 02/02/2016 12:14

LOOKY AT WOT I FOUND AGAIN FOR US WENCHIES

YOU
ARE
WELCOME.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=17thWwQmE3o

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 02/02/2016 12:20

I'm going to IKEA today and I will be thinking of you the whole time wifey Wink

FluffylovesAramis · 02/02/2016 12:36

Never mind microchipping Morelike, I'm going for an electronic tag or, failing that, just chaining him to my bed Grin

FluffylovesAramis · 02/02/2016 12:40

Oh Nor, that's luffly

Obs2016 · 02/02/2016 12:45

Oh dear Badders. Sounds so painful.
Good luck with the offer Madame.
Love planking Dog Norah.

Just watched W&P. Omg wasn't it fab. Am loving it. The shots, the acting, superb. Pierres expressions are superb. Even a bit of Dolokhov - hurrah!!

I was supposed to go to Voronezh for the second part of my year abroad. Bugger. Just hearing them say it made me go all goo-ey.
When Nikolai called on Marya in Voronezh, God it was beautiful.

Obs2016 · 02/02/2016 12:46

Oh Dolokhov

Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good
MLGs · 02/02/2016 12:49

Another celebrity crushes thread for you wenches on chat....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2562292-Celebrity-crushes-with-pictures?watched=1&msgid=59044465#59044465

Chained to the bed sounds good Fluff (wishes had thought of it first!)

DartsTart · 02/02/2016 13:04

Norah I had planned quite a few things to do today - but quite frankly - They can all fly out of the window as I now need to lie down in a darkened room and rewatch the planking on auto repeat ........ FFS he could plank/wank all over me any day of the week

FluffylovesAramis · 02/02/2016 13:05

The only trouble with the chains Morelike is that they do restrict his movement somewhat, so not ideal. Unless you want him restricted of course...

MLGs · 02/02/2016 13:08

I can see the pros and cons. Maybe you could chain different parts of him at different times, as desired.

DartsTart · 02/02/2016 13:17

Having not read through the thread due planking distractions - now see the mention of chains and beds - need to go back and see what mischief fluffs is up to .......

FolknNorah · 02/02/2016 13:26

Hmmm.
now go with me on this wenches...
You're the one tied up. like that would be necessary
Your favourite HBF is planking over you.

Wotchoo think?

MLGs · 02/02/2016 13:34

Now I definitely need a lie down Norah!

FluffylovesAramis · 02/02/2016 13:42

Never mind a lie down, I need tranquilisers [shocked] The tying up might not be strictly necessary, but it would definitely be desirable Nor.

MLGs · 02/02/2016 13:58

Quite, I wouldn't be likely to want to escape either!

FolknNorah · 02/02/2016 14:30

You'd have to get your own back by saying really really norty things while you wait for his arms to start shaking and give way.

By crikey.

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Badders123 · 02/02/2016 14:44

Socket still bleeding so I've looked online and it recommends biting on a tampon for 20 mins so guess what I'm doing now!?
I've never felt more sexy ConfusedHmmShock

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 02/02/2016 14:59

Phwooar Wink

FancyFancy · 02/02/2016 15:12

Afternoon, well you've got all frisky in here this morning haven't you?

Always good to see that planking video norah - thank you for posting that. Love the shaky arms Grin

If the chains prove too restrictive morelike & fluff, you could put an electric fence round the perimeter of your bedroom. I know where you could get your hands on a roll of the stuff .

FancyFancy · 02/02/2016 15:37

morelike!!!

Think a few other wenches may appreciate the anatomy of the one on the left

FluffylovesAramis · 02/02/2016 16:09

Oh Norah what are you doing to me?? Norty talk and shaking arms? FFS I'm wrecked. But happy.
And thanks for the offer of the electric fencing Fancy but I, erm, quite like the, erm, restraint element.