Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

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How's this everywench?

Agreed was very good ww, very well done

Ooh what did it look like fancy?

Thought it was very good. Really enjoyed eps 3 and 4.

Larger than you expect madame & quite odd looking. Well not odd exactly, just not like anything else - not as smooth as you might think, rather impressive though. I felt strangely proud of it. Disclaimer : after 34 hours of labour I may not have been completely rational.

Awww bless. You take pride in that placenta fancy.

So...centreparcs activities? Is that a generally accepted phrase? Or did you invent it?

Yes, it's been getting better and better. Wish I'd saved the first three eps, (not just for the perving), but would like to revisit the first 2 now

Hello wenches, sorry sorry have been absent but am planning on being here more, promise. Have RTFT & PMSL re not Rapids & a facial..... Haven't watched W & P as was doing stuff & thought it was then too late but have now stayed up this late on Internet instead Will watch it though, sounds good. But at leg!
Hope all wenches needing sleep get some tonight. Sleep, that is. And Wicked that sounds infuriating re friends. Sometimes I am FFS at being the 'organiser' too.

Hilare W&P watch wenches.

' nearly shagged a bloke called anatole once actually. Unusual name' has led to uncontrolled giggling and green tea snorted up nose and cascading onto floor.

Night wenches. Hoping to have a filthy dream about filthy Tom

Hello sparks!

Oh ok I found the ref. After trawling through lots of center parcs hits. It's a mumsnet thing. And the thread is pretty funny...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex?pg=1&order=

comtesse it was at glastonbury. We had no condoms, which is why no shag. We spent some time running around looking for a condom then gave up.

Luckily the idea of center parcs activities didnt occur to either of us.

I thought it was really really good. Shame Tom wasn't in the 'bathing in the lake' bit as we know he doesn't mind flopping the old man out when needed for the integrity of the role .

I thought his bit with Pierre was rather touching actually. And he did the sexy shouty voice thing which was a bit Athosy. And from offscreen I could identify it instantly and had Pavlovian response of minor gusset gush.

He's SO lush.

Andrei a bit of a twat this son though eh. Read the poor lad a story ffs.

Liked Boris and the Boney ear tugging.

I also like Marya.

Who is Helene's new squeeze? Nice chest.

madame!! Am that you think that is my code for anal . That is a step too far - how could you think that of me? one legged Anatole? Still would

comtess - hope the carpet is ok?

Madame still giggling it just really tickled me.

I think you should chalk that up to a lucky miss. I mean, I really would struggle gasping 'Anatole' out in the throes of passion, as would only make me think of the French chef at Aunt Dahlia in the Jeeves and Wooster stories.

must read that thread now.
(I am adjusting my timesheet accordingly - guessing at about 1/2 actual work done tonight in amongst wenching)

Yeah, it would be a bit of a mouthful comtess

Fancy wooden floor, no problem. Only carpet in one room downstairs due to mucky boys.

I think Anatole actor chappie did very well with that bit. Would have been easy to overdo it. Thought it was v well done.

Yes a mouthful. Also, hard to abbreviate . Which bit would you cut?

Sensible comtess. I'm the same - carpet in one downstairs room only. It has even survived the cats, as given the choice of vomming on carpet or at the bottom of the stairs (for maximum surprise value) they go for the latter option.

I love pierre! Bless him.

comtesse I avoided crying out his name but we did manage to have a good time without a condom...errrr...Pontins activities?

DON'T SAY THAT MADAME, we went to Pontins when I was a child 69?

Dh and I have been crying with laughter over that Cente Parcs thread.

Oh you're all so funny

Sooooo funny.

I'm orf to bed. Still giggling. Love you all

Are you going to ask MrC if he's up for some Pontins activities comtess?

Always up for a bit of Pontins! No idea what you are using it to replace but let's just assuming that if there is no moral reprehensibility then I am game.

As indeed, is my fighty book man.

Laterz.