Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

[LetUsPrey]

How's this everywench?

Oh dear, I might have cried.

Is Marya going to get a happy ending???? Please let her get a happy ending.

I was meaning to ask too...the amount helene puts it about, how has she not got upduffed before now?

Is he going to dump Sonja now?

Well..they really need the money and he seems to like her...

Sonia is a bit distressed.

Why didnt they leave french bint for napoleon?

I do like his uniform!

Well according to the Downton thread many series ago, Centreparcs activities were practised more frequently in those days by those hoping to avoid pregnancy

Random comment...my dp thinks andrei's general "looks like StayPuft from Ghostbusters in that hat".

Especially the boots. When he was striding across the grass. oofffttttt

NIKOLAI DO NOT FUCK WITH MARYA!

Your DP has a point madame

Centreparcs activities??

Andrei looking really faf asking to got to the front line!

I think it's up the arse Madame.

Where the fuck is Dolokhov?

Bumsex madame, BUMSEX!!! FFS I was trying to not to be crude for once

Dolohov!

Oh, speak of the devil

Oh Lordy he should never do up his uniform properly ever again

Not rapids and a facial then?

And he should be lit by candlelight too if at all poss

Dirty half undone Andrei is passable.