Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

[FancyFancy]

Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

OHHHHHH look at this!!!!

CHEST HAIR!! SQUEE!

Meh

I've been trying to find pics of Andrei in the moonlight & a billowy white from last night. Why are they not out there internet, why?

Here he is looking all determined instead - get in on this rota quick morelike

Found this from Granchester....

FFS MN - what was wrong with that pic that you wouldn't post it?

I'll try again....

Ooooooh, looks like Team Athos has a new leader!
Yes Fancy feel free to receive a good shag absolution from Father Vega this evening.

I'm not Catholic fluff so I'll take the shag thanks [winl]

No, nor me. It does help to ensure that one gets the very best out of the good Father (ylt)

Evening you lot!

^^ welcome! Which team are you? And what would be your opinion of Peter Capaldi?

Oooh he's got a very square jaw, hasn't he?
We have a GofT cupboard for those interested wenches (and yes, I think Your ovaries you would love it)

Why would you want a priest when you could shag a Cardinal? Especially one with his own dungeon

Complete atheist here fluff, he can come (ylt) and evangelise any night he likes

. Hands off Prince Andrei, me & morelike were here first

Oh Livia do we have to go through this again? Because Father Vega is young, virile, and FAF and the Cardinal is a shrivelled old geriatric

Why would you want an emaciated stick insect when you could have a FAF Musketeer like Aramis liv?

Ah Team Athos (bit late catching up!) Don't worry about their rota - I happen to know that they are a gentle sweet bunch and they are always happy to share him with anyone

Always room on the Athos rota isn't there most of us have better taste 😁

Fancy Because I have more sophisticated tastes

Think you're muddling up 'sophisticated' and 'devoid of' there liv

Hi Liv I'm team Athos.

Peter Capaldi is a very charismatic actor who I think is brilliant. The cardinal looks very kinky but I'm afraid he is fairly low on the list! He is on the list though....you know, in case I get bored of nibbling on the various manly parts of Athos all night.

I see we have someone here with taste at last - welcome georgie - we could do with some NICE members of Team Athos 😁

Oh I'm nice. As long as I'm getting who what I want! Just have to fend off the wenches in case they steal my man.

Just don't open the door marked 'private' - the Cardinal's Wine Cellar of Sin is an 'interesting' place but some things can never been unseen

I win. Now to enjoy the spoils.....

Oh I'm nice. As long as I'm getting who what I want! Just have to fend off the wenches in case they steal my man.

whoops. stupid computer.

Right. Where was I.