Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

OMFG fluff, don't think I've seen that one. FAF.

I've been expanding my collection Fancy. Glad you approve

I approve very much fluff

Athos queue you're all deluded. There's no queue, it's one giant scrum.

MrsB where have you beeeeeeeeeeen? (I haven't watched any W&P yet, so ho hum...)

Hello Georgie , nice to meet you.

Well done badders that's fab news!

Really enjoyed w and p. Dolohov in long coat and hat was excellent. Very cool and very Russian!

I have quite a big crush on prince Andrei, although am going to affectionately refer to him as big nose. As in, big nose is extremely faf isn't he? Lovely romance between him and whatshername (very pretty BTW, prefer her to tuppence). But poor Pierre!

fluff that is utterly beautiful.

Oh good Georgie is team Athos and not team A.

Look here, very pretty.

(Any rules about not posting non musker-boys in here that anyone might have made up can bugger off!)

Ohh boffing order. I'd have to go....

Athos. Obviously. And I'm VERY good at queue jumping. Have sharp elbows.

Then...Porthos. Unpopula I know, but I reckon he'd be a right dirty sod.

Aramis. He IS very pretty after all.

The D'artagnan. Just doesn't really float my boat. Bit too boyish.

I'd be willing to try them all at once, just to be fair. I'm nice like that!

Oh, bless you, you think there is an actual queue!!
Think more like battle scene from game of thrones and you'd be more on the money :)
Team Aramis is very civilised I hear....

Georgia, despite your athos delusions I approve of your list and reasons.
Yes.
You will fit in well here

However, we dog doubters are looking forward to series 3 as dog is supposed to be coming Into his own....

Have you checked out the pics of s 3 Dog Georgie? Manly enough for you?

Also feel free to include any other characters you like in boffing order (extended version).

Wouldn't surprise me that they are far more ordered. I bet they even have a tea trolley.

I'm up for a vicious violent fight-to-the-death scrum. I'm good at those. I'll bring my flail.

As a side note, I've not actually watched Game of thrones. Is it worth watching?

Team Aramis are bastards though, badders as they closed the rota before I joined. Some of us have to make do with other Santiago Cabrera incarnations....

at Georgie's pointy elbows. Yeah, right.

notice that Treville doesn't make her list. Jolly good...

Speaking of which, where is Liv?

I have to go be all domesticated, good mother etc etc...

Extended Boffing -

The Captain,

MiLady (I'm completely straight, but she is gorgeous!) But she better keep her murderous paws off Athos.

Kingy

The Cardinal.

Tea is somewhat sacred to many wenches so a tea trolley is required.

Job done. Don't you doubt my pointy elbows. I may just bump Treville up the list.

Oh no. I'm afraid some quaffing is in order. You can't quaff tea.

MrsB we are both in the same boat in having to take advantage of the loophole, (yes they are bastards - some of them have TWO NIGHTS) but it does have its advantages. Such as this...

See, that's what we mean!

They closed the rota?!?! And you are just going to accept that like little meek girlys!?!? In team Athos we have no rota, we apparently have a bloody fight to the death. Probably at least twice a day.

We laugh in the face of Rotas, ha ha ha ha!

Flail you say georgie? Sounds like you'd be right at home on Team Cardinal, they're a kinky bunch. And you reckon Porthos'd be dirty - have you been reading some of the fanfic out there?

We on Team A have a full range of furniture. For shagging on. So I definitely wouldn't take tea off that tea trolley if I were you. Not until it's been cleaned anyhow

A rota maximises the boffing time. Also Santi is FAF in all his incarnations, so we have plenty to keep us occupued. Whereas TB.........

So Father Vega is free tonight fluff?

Easy there Fancy....wouldn't want to have to get the flail out.

Well you do need a full range of furniture. Now do we bring it into the battle WITH us?! It may complicate matters If we have to bring a full dining set including chairs along. Maybe a folding table?!

Will have a look at S3 Dog pics.

Fluff you have a great new stash of pictures! Fancy, as ever.