Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

Excellent ^^

All of the teams except for Team Cardinal are gentle and kind really

Other than Team Dog, the main problem seems to be finding enough wenches to fill the rota Just help yourself to any of them - nobody will mind in the slightest

Evening wenches

Well done wifey

Teams teams. Wenches eh? There's just not enough hours in the day to shag them all.....

Ohh that's very nice. That is lovely that is.

I was just about to make a comment re dropping bombs, but on reflection some things are too crass even for the wenches / tavern.

Georgie I think you'll fit right in here just stay away from the Athos

Oh and ref GoT, it's a bit of a divisive issue in here. I'm firmly on the it-has-lots-of-shaggable-men-in-it bench and therefore think it is vair good.

This new photo is fucking HILARE

Evening wenches

Badders well done. For your prize you can have Oriental Tom for a bit

He looks....interesting
Not sure a turban is a good look for him tbh
Also, on perusing the pic I think dog has the best boots in series 3

I'm with MrsB on the hot-men-so-yes bench ref GoT.

hey Georgie welcome to the tafarn. Don't fiddle with the merchandise til you've paid. In SWEAT.

Sorry, I went all Debbie Allen from FAME there...

Am finding Beowulf is leaving me cold
I think I've been spoilt with GofT, TM and last kingdom!

I obv have very high hbf standards

Wicked Oooh I liked property 1 though I thought the bedrooms looked a bit poky and headroom was tight. The kok was fab though.

The green tiles and wordy wallpaper one though , though the plot looked lovely,

Didn't like to say before but I thought on the pic poster upthresd that Beo looked a bit portly for me sorry and all that.

I concur comtesse

Madame what's the update from blardy estate agent??

Flicks through specimens

It's a tough job comtesse but we are up for to it

Hours of fun to be had unwrapping Oriental Tom, I'd say. Have fun Badders

oops [smils] - PA styleee.

GoT is brilliant - HBFs galore.

All online shopping is being returned, including coat. Arse.
Still, good for the bank balance.

comtesse there is no update. Not a dicky bird from the estate agent today. I dont know what's going on, will have to ring tomorrow. Le sigh.

Im sure GoT is great with hbfs galore. But Ive never seen it as we dont have Sky.

There are no rules here apart from, it's a musketeers thread, so there will always be musketeers chat here. Among other stuff. And the people here are open to most things, including newbies.

Dss2 is coming back tomorrow. So dp is currently swearing over the ryanair website...

Right, I need to work due to too much time spent gassing with a friend earlier today.

Oh the other rule is - you must fancy Capaldi as much as we on Team Cardinal do, but you mustn't fancy him...

Evening wenches, while you're all busy unwrapping Dolokhov I'll busy myself with Anatole - those trousers are hinting at a fine pair of thighs. Nice boots too

Sadly some have to be chased constantly it seems. The ones who sold our house were good & gave advice on dealing with the people we were buying from. The ones selling the house we bought? Not so good, I cut them out of the loop completely on one issue & used my wench flirting skills on Dave in the Planning Dept directly.

"We on Team Capaldi"?

That's you then, Liv. You're on your own there.

And it's still the least civilised team

Evening wenches. Loved catching up with the chat! And staring at the pictures.

DS2 calmed down eventually this morning.

Well done Badderz, kick in nadgers for Madame's EA. That's about all that's stuck.

Have downloaded the Guilty Feminist podcast Comtess. Will listen in the car tomorrow.

How long is it till the Muskteers are back on?