Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

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Fancy I can't believe I missed one of my favourites back there (aramis in Emilie episode)

Liv - just no.

Thanks Norah for the info. I was thinking I might work up to is slowly as I think it would be a massive shock for me. BUT it is true that when I was a teen and really slim I hardly ate any sugar and didn't really enjoy carbs, was all about lean meat, fish and veg by my own preference. So undoubtedly it was good for me.

livs can you and PC head to the dungeon - not sure I can cope your gallivanting on the tables today .....-sparks that comment re Dog made me want to be thrown over and onto every bit of furniture by him and rogered senseless he would sweep the settings away

Maybe I should give the cats a perm? What do you think wenches? So they look pretty for when Helen arrives?

That is the least you could do - you could also paint their claws too? Rouge noir is a great look

This maybe?

Be my guest ww

Harumph. Problem with the hall meant the session was cancelled, but only found out when I got there, so a wasted journey (10 minute round trip on foot!). But worse than that - I didn't get my biscuits

I'm not coming back til liv promises to stop posting pics of naked pensioners

Wench life lesson: don't start thinking up roodey sexytimes stuff to write just before a FAF grocery delivery driver knocks on your front door.
#unfortunatelynotaeuphemism

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Oh my ww and tart! The cats look lovely. Helen will be so pleased.

POIDH norah!

Oh Where TAF did my post go? I stuck a wonderfully witty and clever message in about two hours ago (all about bees with knitted booties and the cats sharpening their claws of any available body part of potential perm and nail varnish appliers). Now I'm knackered and I just can't be bothered to remember it all again.

Night all.

Brilliant idea there Tart!

WTF Fancy, no biscuits

I may have made a joke about Dolo-cock on Twitter

I've just watched a clip of William shatner in his first film role speaking Esperanto.
I think I'm off to bed now
Too much weirdness

helen !!! Hope you're sleeping soundly

Aw ww the cats are looking lovely . What's even worse about missing out on biscuits is that they've had those Lotus biscuits the last few times I've been. I'd donate two pints if they gave me enough of those!

Ooh, Lotus biscuits....biscuit spread......spread all over Aramis....

Now THAT would get blood donors a coming wouldn't it?

Naughty Dolokhov has given a serious tweak to my sex drive this week. Been rather male behaviourally today thinking about sex with Tom Burke at ever more frequent intervals. I think I need a Victorian Hysteria Intevention.

Thank you comtess - now that would really get the blood racing. Hmm, there's an idea there to speed up donor sessions - hbfs to raise the heart rate, therefore pumping the blood faster - voila! Donation finished in record time. Think we're onto something.

I still want Lotus biscuits afterwards.
Was somewhat disappointed as it would've been my 25th. Think I get a shiny silver card for that.

Is MrC looking worried?

Morning, some FAFness to start the day

Such priddy eyes...

That is definitely FAFness itself.

Safe flight Helen.
Apricot those gif's are fab. I've seen that one when he stabs another soldier somewhere before. Its fab.
And it says that Dolokhov lives with Anatole Kuragin. I had forgotten that bit. If that's true, why does he need to come and stay with Pierre? Or is that the time that Anatole's father has taken him off to woo Mary Bolkonsky?

In order to shag his wife?