Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Ooooh. Thanks Elk.

Well the actress playing Sonia has pissed me off already with her gormless face and she hasn't been introduced yet

Damn right sparks - Aramis would be right at home

I'm not watching yet. Who's James Norton playing? Is he very commanding and arrogant?

Natasha you're looking a bit pervy there

That Natasha's no better than she ought to be.

Prince Andrei letus - he is being an arrogant, heartless twat so far

He looks well

She is after something....

An arrogant, heartless twat? But fit yes?

Yes letus

Well, this is boring. Where is TB?

They could've gone a bit FAFfer with Pierre. JMHO.

Probably still partying ww . Or passed out in a gutter somewhere

Only a bit sparks?

I dislike Pierre as much as Levin in AK, even more so as they are supposed to be based on Tolstoy. Whiney men who make everything about themselves.

Oooooh, he's such a bad boy isn't he

And neither are FAF. Which is unforgiveable

Mary. She looks right.

I see the journey hasn't cheered Andrei up - looks in need of a damned good shag letus

No Santi Pierre is not supposed to be attractive. He's supposed to be a fat piggy.
But he has a beautiful soul fancy.

Lovely breeches, can't wait to see them on Tom

I'm not sure he was wearing any from what we saw, Wicked

He's supposed to be obs, but I always felt he was one of those people who over think so much they are somewhat self-obsessed & are a burden on those around them

Beautiful soul my Arse.
He's a munter
Andrei is very irritating isn't he? Although his wife is too.

Bastard!!!!