Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>

[Flopsy28]

The last time that she was pissed in the presence of Santi she couldn't even speak to us.

I think it may have been alluded to with JP but prob went over her head as it wasn't very explicit.

Hello. Would anyone like to have my life?

I need some bongs.

I am not on top of what's been going on in here lately.

flopsy, helen, anyone?

helen for childcare crisis. What a bunch of twatbadgers!!

I dread to think what my mum is feeding doing with ds today.

She couldnt even turn the shower on this morning so tbh I may as well ask ds to look after her, not the other way around...

Afternoon wenches.

How about "17th century flossing?" re those pictures?

Christmas vodka Issy? I could get interested in that

Errands done this morning. Been helping DS2 play Lego Batman. I might be good at it one day.

You okay Madame?

Floppers - bongs? You are the keeper after all.

Madame never mind being on top of what's been going on in here, you just need to be on top with this sort of view.

letus I use the Hairy Bikers recipe Am planning to throw the fruit into mincemeat when done.

Am currently sitting in the dentist's waiting room so actually have time to catch up during the day

Taken mum shopping.
Hair done.
Home now and watching catch up...
There is a job going at my sons schools as a dinner lady...I'm going to apply!
Hahahaha

Afternoon.

I've been really stressed lately and today I got almost like an anxiety attack so I went out for a brisk walk and then I vacuumed the house when I got home. I need order when I get like this. I'm calmer now and just realised that I've been stressing about nothing, I thougt I was behind on work, but when I checked again I realised that I've missed two days of vacation that I will get paid for, so I'm not behind at all

I used to make Christmas Pudding Vodka for years to an almost exact copy of that recipe (long before the Hairy Bikers existed as a TV entity ).

My recipe said to put it in a kilner jar for two weeks and shake everyday. I think having it in a bowl in the fridge would be a bit of an arse taking up space. I used to make a tea loaf with the fruit. The vodka is a sort of cough mixture consistency, tastes like mince pies

WW hurrah for miscounting your vacations

Christmas pudding vodka?
I'm in!!!!!

If you want something with the consistency and taste of cough medicine...maybe just drink cough medicine? Much cheaper than vodka :)
I have to admit I'm not a massive fan of Xmas food or drink so don't do mince pies (they are the very flavour of evil :(), Xmas cake (ditto), Turkey I can live without, anything right marzipan is banned in my house (satans play doh) but I do quite like satsumas.
Dh likes port but I'm not keen.
I might have some Buck's Fizz at some point but that's about it.
I think mil will be asking us to theirs, which is ok. Means I don't have to cook!
The kids are always really tired after school breaks up so I'm not planning much (except a trip to see force awakens on 19th :))

Evening, have been to see Suffragette with DD - think she found it quite an eye-opener.

for madame * helen with their childcare woes. No need to apologise for Athos' absence on the bar line-up this morning helen, he wasn't missed

badders - marzipan as satan's play-doh . Love it, think I shall have to use that expression myself

Am back from Spectre & as I've already pointed out to certain wenches - I'll have that James (B) & that James (C) together. At once . fuuuucckkk me.

Was it good then sparks? Am contemplating going on my own, at least I can perve in peace then!

Supposed to be going with ds1 on Saturday.

Oh God, he's good. I mean, it's good.

Issy - some rules for you implement... though you've probably already seen it.

It's alright, sparks, I know what you mean .

Love those helen, couldn't agree more.

I'm watching the men's team gymnastics World Championships, very exciting. The women's competition yesterday was utterly fantastic.

Here you go sparks- enjoy

Don't worry helen, I'm not here either. I'm ironing. And watching Lewis.

Oh Christ, I'd like to crawl up that.