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Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>

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Flopsy28 · 21/10/2015 23:04

Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>
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DArtsTart · 22/10/2015 09:45

Donut - both types - but with the non jammy ones you could pop one on a musketeer and nibble it off - that's me just getting one now - damn it - MN won't let me post the picture - just have to use your imagination wenches .....

Obs2015 · 22/10/2015 10:24

well, not QUITE that bad Cinn Wink :
'Sexy Cake names'

Was only trying to get 'appropriate cake names. For our tea trolley.

Also I thought of updating our cocktail list. Dr Issy already makes great cockatils for Issy, but I think we could combine our update of our tea trolley list, with an updated 'naughty' cocktail list aswell.

When I am old and senile, in the retirement home with you lot, in between laughing at HBF's, I will want tea and cake and LOTS of Cocktails!!

ArfHole · 22/10/2015 10:27

MORNING FUCKWRSZ

Grin Brew

Alibabsandthe40Musketeers · 22/10/2015 11:30

Morning Wenches

Enjoy the film badds

Haven't had breakfast yet, all this talk of cake is making me hungry though

Back later, need coffee

Badders123 · 22/10/2015 11:53

I like the idea of a wench retirement home.
Plenty of booze and pornographic cakes :)
Excellent.
Sign me up.
Ironing...done.
Have dusted too as I could actually write my name in it.
Bleached the loos.
That's me done for today :)
I might do some more in Saturday as busy week next week. Ds2 has 2 hospital appts and ds1 has 1. Their lovely paed is leaving (sob!) thoughts on an appropriate gift? Wine? Choc?

MadamedeChevreuse · 22/10/2015 12:19

Hello! Missed the end of the last thread, will try to be here more. Xxx

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/10/2015 12:30
Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>
JacobFryesTopHatLackey · 22/10/2015 12:37
Lyndie · 22/10/2015 12:50

They are brown leather boots from Next. £85 - will find a link.

Love the minions cake!!

Hope all is well Madame.

Lyndie · 22/10/2015 12:52

Chocolates or wine for the paediatrician would be much appreciated Badders.

Link for the boots www.next.co.uk/g413192s3

Fluffball13 · 22/10/2015 12:57

All this talk of cake is making me feel a bit peckish.
Tart there may be a "better than sex" cake, but "better than sex with a musketeer cake"? I think not.
Might I suggest Aramis' ladies fingers for the trolley?

Fluffball13 · 22/10/2015 12:59

Oit Arf, mind where you're putting that nozzle, you could have someone's eye out

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/10/2015 13:57

Have RTFT (because this one's nice and short Grin )

LOL at the 'Rochefort Sex Bed' Cake

Oh well.... I need to work.

ApricotCrush · 22/10/2015 14:06

Waaaahh! I've been without the internet all morning. It's like being stranded on a desert island. I haven't been able to do anything. Virgin Media are apparently 'improving our service to you' Ha!

And my car is in for service, replacement exhaust and MOT. Going to cost a fortune isn't it?

Obs whatever I'm doing, I always think I should be doing something else. Drives me mad.

Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>
JacobFryesTopHatLackey · 22/10/2015 14:17

Is it me or was Napoleon not bad looking in his youth?

Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>
SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 22/10/2015 14:34

It's you.

JacobFryesTopHatLackey · 22/10/2015 14:44

Duly noted.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 22/10/2015 14:54

He's wearing a sash of lust there though!

The bow isn't too manly, however.

JacobFryesTopHatLackey · 22/10/2015 14:56

I didn't notice the bow Grin. I do like the military uniform though.

Badders123 · 22/10/2015 15:25

"Squirty cream"

Badders123 · 22/10/2015 15:25

It's you mouse :)

Fluffball13 · 22/10/2015 16:33

Thank goodness Aramis doesn't tie a big floppy bow in his sash of lust. I think I might cry.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/10/2015 16:47
Cinnamoncookie · 22/10/2015 16:50

Challenge accepted

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/10/2015 16:58

Go Cinn Grin