Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>

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However can unjust add one phrase to craft hell "Hamma (?) beads"

More wine/ more wenching/ more DOG

It's not right that I read that as Santi restored, is it?

I am lost.

Unjust? WTF - I just - sodding phone too much wine

sparkles I would expect nothing else ......

Dh is helping ds1 with his algebra.
pulls own ears off and eats them

Oh god - those beads. Yes Tart DS childminder introduced him to them and now he wants to have some too We currently have some bead-created minecraft stuff decorating the floor.

At least we have avoided loom bands so far. I think someone here (Malc?) described them as a lovely way of decorating the inside of your hoover, esp it's a dyson

Though according to This promo thingy Howie thinks they're all Bond

Wraps arms around Dog - Hamma beads.... Loom banned..... Play doh......

Sparks, what is this bedtime reading you are not referring to?

Evening wenches. I'm sort of keeping up. Lots of lovely pictures. Hope MintyEva's having a good holiday.

I didn't do any my planned errands with DS2 today so will have to go tomorrow as back to work on Thursday. Did baking with DS2 this afternoon. If Mary a Berry was dead, she'd be spinning in her grave.

One of the planned errands is coincidentally to Hobbycraft. DS2 is going to a party on Saturday. I really don't want to go to Hobbycraft.

Perhaps some more ep4 Aramis will help me

Aaaaannnnd really should reforms the thread before posting

letus it looks as though Aramis is "crafting" a

'lo LetUs

Ds is knackered after our dayout and fell asleep durig his bedtime song. Aaaah :) He's so lovely when he's asleep.

Also, you known that 'Go the Fuck to Sleep' book? there's a child-friendly version now so you can actually read it to DCs whilst smirking at what the original version says.

Wenches!!!!!!!

God life, busy etc and I've just found what I hope was melted chocolate under the cushion on the sofa. Bloody dc.

Hope you are all well. Am appreciating today's themed decs and in awe of badder's wrapping. Me, I haven't even managed to get the Christmas vodka on the go...

Evening, am at you going to see Spectre tomorrow sparks, couldn't persuade DD, so we'll be watching Suffragette.

Now badders I know I said I couldn't even think about Christmas until after DD's b'day, but there's a few hours of it left, so please stop telling me about how organised you are

letus - those pics of yours really coldn't be more obvious could they? Has anyone ever asked JP direct about that? (Or better still, Santi himself? )

Fancy, I'm sure Sparks will be happy to ask Santi for his thoughts and a demonstration... As would you for that matter, or LetUs, or Madame, or....

helen

I'm supposed to be doing a grocery order

Well! If next time I have the opportunity he'd like to actually hang around then perhaps I will if I've had enough prosecco

Now there's an idea - get sparks pissed enough to ask!

If Sparks is that pissed then she probably won't manage a coherent sentence at all. "Shantiiiiiiiii, mphfwl mi hurrk? hic?"

Don't think I've ever been first in of a morning

No, not drinks (nto). This lot

Morning Fancy I did look in earlier but no-one was here, and, meh.... I do like the line-up on the bar though. Sorry you couldn't find Athos - he was a bit busy... I assume Norflops had Porthos. they're all reafy and waitring again now - except for Treville who has sodded off somewhere.

In today's SwaggerInn Childcare Crisis, DS's SportingActivityCamp thingy was cancelled because their booking system failed and they thought no-one was coming (though they took our money happily enough). So we turned up and hung about for no good reason. And hours solid freelancing has just been blown out of the water.

Argh, and all that.

Morning all
I'm still lolling about in bed as the dc have gone up the road to play at my dsis' house. I really should get in the shower

Hello wenches.

It's quite in here today.

Hi Adorés, I'm clean now. What are you up to today?