Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>

[Flopsy28]

Sorry I need him on the new thread

Walnut whip - need I say any more?

We need a list of cakes and desserts on sale. Sparks has a fab one...I'll bring Peach Melba .

Athos and lemon drizzle for me.....

There should be carrot cake

Sticky toffee pudding

I think I've just confuddled myself over that pudding tart!

tiramisu. I don't actually like it, but I want to say it to Aramis. He's a linguist so he'll get it (nlt and ylt)

I always think it sounds like a roodey invitation fancy, "how'd you like to tira-mi-su" No? Just me then.

There is a cake in the States called the better than sex cake

Decorations needed for the new thread

Placematting. I would like Capt Trev and a great big cream horn, ta muchly

Think that's just your filthy mind flopsy

Also don't forget the Boston Cream Pie / cup cakes / muffins / plum cakes / red velvet / snow balls / tarte (tarts) tatin. And finally wine cake - and that fellow wenches is the full extent of my baking knowledge

plums crumble

Staggers in, nabs some lemon cake, goes off to corner to sleep while clutching cake like a talisman.

(Work and life horribly busy, will catch up eventually. Hugs wenches)

Nice one Flopsy.
Cake names? Love it!

Athos & Cheesecake please.
I know that's not very rude, but it's what I like.

Look. It's Santi!! It even looks a bit like him. On his Rota, with you wenches.

Obs where did you get that picture from??!! Some sort of Kama Sutra cake company??

Morning all.

I know nothing about baking so will just have a bit of everything.

And he's with me, too. Not sure about that purple bedding though. All a bit Rochefort.

You googled 'sex cake' didn't you, Obs?