Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

[Obs2015]

Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

Fun fact from DS1: when Rochefort lobs a baddie into the ravine, they use a such & such sound effect that'e been use din 250 TV/film scenes inc Star Wars.

You're welcome

Oh Anne - you'll have to sit through it again with DH then.

at rewatch comments.

I first read it as Athos cock flapping in his face or summat

Night wenches

The sound effect is basically a man going WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.....

Wicked, that's what i meant when I said I'd misread Helen's post

Really Sparks? ok.... Will have to rewatch and listen for 'being chucked screaming into ravine' sound effect

Well hung, obviously WW. Though slightly painful I'd have thought...

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Night all...

Sorry helen, got interrupted by DD.

Must go & have a shower now. Fab rewatch - thanks all & night night

Nighty night. I'll leave you with GLORIOUS Aramis. Aramis of the King's Musketeers.

Morning everyone.
Nice re-watch.
Hope Anne's roast was nice. Dh did us a fab roast yesterday.
Laughing at Lyndie and LetUs and dh's packing. I do both ds's and dh does .... Himself. Really gets on my nerves.

I have to plan ds2's birthday party. I find them quite stressful. I normally only have a few friends round after school. But our house is small and can I fit 4,5,6? I'm starting to get a bit freaked out already. Now, after going to a party himself yesterday, he's announced he doesn't want one and I don't know what to do.

Morning everyone.

Did DS2 not enjoy the party much obs? Or maybe doesn't want to do what the birthday boy/girl did? Or maybe one of the guests was awful? Sympathies, I hate organising parties!

An Aramis pic to brighten up our mornings

Excellent rewatch commentary!

My default party these days is cinema. Would he be interested in that Obs?

Oh Marguerite, he's just not that into you

Morning all. Had a lovely weekend, weather was fab. Have attempted to RTFT but may have missed bits.

DH doesn't do any food shopping. He would be lost inside a supermarket. The only food he recognises is what turns up on his plate.

Wrt packing he does his and I do mine. But I still get the blame is he forgets something.

Lovely rewatch commentary. WW I read it as Athos' cock flapping too. Helen yes, same castle, Svihov.

I watched Patagonia. So relieved when the tiny mara found its mother after being rejected by the other females still scarred by the duckling. Loved the humbug camouflaged baby rhea. Unfortunately Santi's lovely voice sent me to sleep so I missed the last 10 minutes.

Have a good day all.

Morning all.

Done:
Washing (though need to hang it up to dry still), tea in slow cooker, DS packed off to school.

To do:
Get dressed, faff on MN, hang washing, wash hair, work, fetch DS etc etc

Oh wenches. I have had a very bad morning. shouted at the children and totally lost the plot.
taking the bloody church thing to school, in the rain.
just as we were about to leave, going 3/4 hour early to avoid traffic (yeah, like that worked, took 40 minutes to get back home!!)
ds2 stuck his fingers in the nutella jar and had a fistful, and all over his jumper, tie, shirt and face.

I cant cope at the moment. My GP says she was saddened that trauma counselling was denied to me.

And no ds2 didn't like the party. The dad told me that lots of people hadn't responded, but had shown up, with siblings, and even though they had tonnes of spare bags of food, party bags and presents etc, there wasn't enough to go around.
ds had no food or place to sit, but then they got him another table and a plate.
dh thinks this is very rude.

when they did the piñata, all the siblings grabbed the sweets, ds got none, nothing and started to cry.

last night he said to me. I hate that pin-thing. I hate pin-tatar. I never want to play it again. I'm never having one at my party.

oh god. sorry for the winge. I am going to have a chocolate biscuit with my cup of tea, at work, and cheer myself up.

So sorry you're having a rough time at the moment Obs. [Athos]

Obs and and why can't your GP refer you if she thinks you need it? And sympathies over the nutella. Toothpaste is the bane of my life for getting on clothes/floor/carpet/walls, but not as messy as nutella. (Bet LetUs would like Nutella smeared all over her )

The party thing is crap - my DS went to one like that once where he was left in tears because there was no-where for him to sit at the table due to uninvited siblings. I don't see why your DS has to have a party if he doesn't want one? Why not just take him and a friend out for the day instead?

Athos thinks it was rubbish too - he's cross about it...

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Oh, obs :(
I'm a hard faced bitch you see and I would have told the siblings to fuck off nicely
I do wonder why life has to be so fucking hard sometimes.
What about asking ds if he would like to go out with you and his bro somewhere instead of a party? Cinema? Meal?

Oh obs your poor ds and poor you. Is going private an option at all? . I'm not doing a party for toddlermouse either. His birthdays on the 24th. We're going to the transport museum.

Really pissed off at Mr M today, he's swanning around all wrapped up and has failed to notice the kids are freezing in just pyjamas. The silly prick, course you wouldn't be cold would you? I've had to deck them out in hoodies and slippers.

Great rewatch commentary btw.

Mouse...do is like that. He doesn't feel the cold, so no one else should!
I have forced him to put the heat on since the weekend. He is unhappy like I give a rubbery fuck
Mind you both DC have slipper socks and robes but do they put them on? Noooooo. Far better to moan and whinge, eh?
Grr.
I need to do the ironing :(

Ellllllllkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! Phwoargh indeed.

That sounds like a bloody nightmare for the parents of the party boy too Obs, I hate kids parties, I hate throwing them, I hate taking the kids to them, I used to hate them as a child....they're just a minefield for 'getting it wrong'. They cost a small fortune, are massively stressful and the non-confirmers who send their kids anyway are just bloody rude.

Meh to kids parties.

Don't expect party bags or a piñata at Elkonbury The only party game will be pin the cock tail on Elk's G spot the donkey, and there'll be only one Musketeer allowed to play so ner.

at Sparks and Apes, we're such perves aren't we!

and for Obs.

And phwooaaar at the last Athos pic, he's looking at me, contemplating which item of clothing to remove first