Swagger Inn Thread 104 - re-watch carnage requires new thread pronto!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Yet another thread of musketeer perving commences. (Plus random laundry lists and general blether)
Pull up a bar stool and get yourself a drink

FFS and my replacement picture is ....

Oh and I am in for weightloss whatnot. Plan is to get into good eating habits which will happen on hols with mostly BBQ which in holiday destination is pretty much as described by Norah. I eat loads of bread when there but still lose weight but it is properly freshly baked etc and I spend a lot of my time in the sea. When I get back I just plan to walk as much as possible to work etc and my cousin has expressed interest in starting the Capital Ring walks again. My friend is encouraging me to join boot camp - yes like military crazy boot camp!!!

Mmm.
Ooh anne yes. Thanks wenches, I have an idea now

Where is mouse? Hope you're ok mouse?

Right, am Orf to bed. Remember lots of water tomorrow wenches, not too many carbs/sugar, lots of veg and salad and some protein. And some physical activity. You choose

Laterssszzzs
Xx

norah I think mouse said they were going to the coast to escape village event. I am pretty sure they were escaping village event but it might not be the coast.

Right. Am off.

Anne I'm 5'3 and the same size. Water and veg it is!!

Mouse is at the coast.

We had lots of water today... start of summer break from SaturdaySportingActivity = water fight involving all participants and anyone else within range. Not sure that was quite what Norah meant though.

Yay for uninterrupted lie-ins on Saturdays now.

pash levels we should compare ok...

Anne and Aramis - most romantic
Dog and Connie - most teenaged-enthusiastic-launch-across-room-at-object-of-desire
Milady and Athos - most intense/passionate er... I've completely lost the word I was looking for. FMLackOfVocab

Oh well. Night all...

Evening.....How much have I missed??? Sorry about that, been a bit busy

So, hottest moment between Dog/Constance in the kitchen and Aramis/queenie in the convent?......Ooh, I think I'm going to go with Athos/Milady in the cardinal's cupboard with a side order of Athos/Milady in the alleyway.

fave fighty fighty bit?....gotta love the first one between Athos and Dog, who can forget Athos skewering the post with his main gauche "ENOUGH!!" anyone else think they were about to snog at that point???

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Just me then!

Ok, straw poll......favourite shirt off/barely there moment?

• Aramis in the stream
• Dangling Pinon Athos
• Post-coital Porthos
• being bandage Dog

• Aramis in the stream - obviously. Shirt off, white trousers, lingering camera.
• - being bandage Dog - that is a rewind segment.
• Post-coital Porthos: he does have exceptionally nice arms and I do love arms.

Dangling Pinon Athos - not really on my radar and isn't a fair contest given he still has his shirt on.

Porthos actually looked rather hot in that scene (no pic allowance left to illustrate)
Athos just looks like he needs help taking his off
Aramis - ok
Dog - meh.

Night - again.

Just on case anyone wasn't sure which topless moments elk is referring to. I think I only have two pics left so selfishly went for my top two.

Just on case anyone wasn't sure which topless moments elk is referring to. I only have one pic and Dog's topless body was exceptional -

Anne and Minty I think I'm 5.2 and size 18 sort off

Athos shouting enough, so hot!

Well it's only just on....and in fairness, Team Athos haven't been treated to a full chestage like the other teamstakenotepleaseHayleyandZoeayethengyou

It just needs dragging off his shoulders the bondage can stay

Athos shouting is HOT full stop

Favourite Athos shouty moments:

"ENOUGH"

"SHOOT DAMN YOU"

"CUT ME LOOSE DAMN YOU"

"I AM WELL AWARE WHAT THIS IS DAMN YOU" (or something....I've not watched that ep 42,000 times yet)

Also I might have to go through the entire 20 episodes counting up the number of times he says "gentlemen"

Aramis in the stream - unsurprisingly

We watched Inside Out at the cinema tonight BTW. Brilliant!

MMMOORRRNNIIINNNNGGG FFFUUUCCCKKEEEERRRSSSZZZZZ

Hope you're all ok? So, remember, lots of water today etc etc.
I had another of my recurring dreams last night where my subconscious hasn't caught up with reality and I dreamt I was in a pub with wenches and musketeers came in and we all had fun. Everybody was happy and cheerful and talkative and friendly. Although I don't think any of us Went There....well I suppose you might have snook off and I didn't notice until you tell me later on, but I didn't Get Any. I also most did but I woke up before it got too into it. Surprise surfuckingsurprise.

I'd be surprised if we get a completely shirtless Athos. I do hope so though. For all of you wenchies.

Hmmm. Topless shots, ALL IN SERIES ONE WHICH WAS FUNNIER AND SEXIER THAN SERIES TWO AND STILL MY PREFERRED SERIES INNIT.....

Aramis because the setting is so pretty. I like nature.
Porthos.
Dog. I do like this, I might swap it for Porthos'sezsses one tbh, because its nice and clear and you can see a lot.

I remembering getting excited about the bonadage bits thinking, I have GOT to screen grab these ASAP for the Athos wenches. and that sniffing his finger one was hilair once I managed to get it properly. We really must all go and find them and put the good ones somewhere safe and easily accessible to post here.
Although I do notice a couple when I google...

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Wenches I am mostly packing and DS1 has a play date so will return at 9pm.

Alright wenches?
Sorry I went AWOL last night but had a migraine :(
Soooo....obv the garnish can be pretty

Ooh, try to stay serene baddersz. Just try to get water in you yeah?

Right then. Interview outfit. What sort of outfit does it need to be? Could you get away with casual smart?

Have fun anne

Morning wenches.

Hope you're feeling better Badderz.

If anywench was considering watching Inside Out, I can highly recommend it. DC loved it

I do like shouty Athos and snarky Athos is fab too. Aramis getting shouty is another favourite though, eg shouting at Athos when Porthos was injured in Commodities and shouting at Dog and pushing him up against the post in The Homecoming. Also, when shouting at Rochefort when he was "on trial".

Sports stuff with DC and then a lot of ironing later.

I've applied for quite a few jobs this week so I'm thinking I might need to wear it more than once (hopeful)
I was thinking skirt and blouse but tbh that might just make people wonder "which is the fattest half...top or bottom?" :(
So I might try and get a dress.
I have smart ballet flats already and a bag.
I HATE this :(

Morning all.

Finger-sniffing Athos? Remind me Norah...? Is this one of their CSI Paris moments?

Badders re interview clothes. I hate clothes shopping too - when I'm actually looking for something specific. Otherwise it's quite fun, though I tend to count it as a success if I don't buy anything because that saves me money. I need a wardrobe clear-out though.

Hope packing goes well for Anne and that all absent and holidaying wenches are having fun...