Swagger Inn Thread 104 - re-watch carnage requires new thread pronto!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Yet another thread of musketeer perving commences. (Plus random laundry lists and general blether)
Pull up a bar stool and get yourself a drink

Did someone say man bun???

Drogo was hot, but I am pretty sure the GOT cupboard is in another location far far away from the Tav.

What's that wenches? Half naked Musketeers. Duty and pleasure etc.

Oh and I have a small nose and pierced nose although I suspect it us closed. Fuck you corporate job.

Night meatball [parp]

I do hope someone whispers "Soccer Aid" in his ear when he's considering his options for next year....

OK, have some FAF

Oh GOD - who remembers this interview??????

Bahahahaahaha!

Awwwwwright, pelvic sorcery?

I think I might stop now. As I appear to be talking to myself.

I'm a) saving my picture allowance for tomorrow and b) looking for bras and c) going to bed.

Night wenches

Night sparkles !

Night all wenches

Night all

Evening, am catching up after an evening of packing. DS did his all on his own, I am concerned that his case will contain a variety of gadgets but no clean pants.

For morelike whilst you're waiting for a sniff of the Aramis rota.

Hot and good with his hands - perfect

For flopsy and norah - maybe we need a Justified cupboard?

For sparks and anne*, to say thank you for all the pretty they posted earlier

Morning wenches.

Well, that's today off to a stellar start. DS2 has already had a massive tantrum (no, you can't go and wake your brother up just so you can play on the computer - it's too early to go on the computer anyway, you know the rules, etc - all said in a nice, calm tone). Cue shouting, screaming, crying, name calling, him being told to go to his room and be quiet, kicking the wall, banging the door, saying that he hates me - all before 6.50. This continued until about ten minutes ago.

Tried talking to him, ignoring him, shouting at him, gave him warnings that he would end up being banned from this game for the day. Apparently, he doesn't have to do what I tell him and he can do what he wants and I'm a jerk. So he's banned from his game.

I have had enough. It's fucking constant.

Sorry for the early morning rant but I needed to get it out.

Hope wenches have excellent days.

LetUs I have every sympathy. we have had similar here.
and yes to the yuk of a man bun. vomit.
I need to pack. I so hate packing.

MMMOORRRNNIINNGGG FFFUUUCCCKKKEEERRSSZZZZ

1. the only reason madame got on the rota is because I gave her my Aramis Thursday innit so I'm afraid unless another wench already on it gives up a night ,which I personally think they should , you aren't getting on there unless someone is ill or feeling generous.
2. a man bun is ok as long as it's done for a reason, ie to keep hair out the way for something (ie sport, DIY, shagging me)
3. as we always make sure we are in the GoT cupbaord and hardly ever talk about it I think we should be left alone innit. We've always talked about other things and I really like that. I've learnt a lot from it so let's keep doing it eh?
4. when you've finished parping florah come 'ere and be manhandled up the hayloft. (Fnar)
5. I luffs ma wenchies innit
6. it is raining here
7. I came onto these threads sometime around thread 4 ish and I saw sparkerszs'esssz post and thought hey why not? And we went to Prague together all on our own and sat in loads of taverns and shagged endlessy. Musketeers not each other much So sparks is my special wench innit, because with out her, maybe I wouldn't have posted. can you imagine your lives had I not?

Chaise I'm with you on points 1 and 3. Disagree with point 2. Love me a man bun on the right man.

Norah I thought it was me who enticed you over

DS2 is alternating between giving me cuddles and kisses and saying sorry, and having a paddy when I say that no he's not going on the computer.

fancy thanks for the kittens.

The aramis pic though. Just wow.

Right letus come here right now and get it. Yes like that. (Always like that)

The only thing you can do and it's soooo fucking hard is state your business, repeat a couple if times like they're really boring you and go about your own business. This is really hard btw, and I often fail at it tbh. Put your iPod on, turn it up. I do this sometimes and it works. You can just say very loudly, " sorry, I can't hear you' shrug and move on with what you are trying to do.

I once did that in the way back from town and the supermarket after and epic 5 pronged attempt at the 'can I have this' in all it's glorious forms. They all went quiet (from the (then) 3 y/o to the 16 y/o) for the entire walk home. I sniggered all the way home as I clearly didn't have my iPod with me and wasn't even wearing the WHITE EAR THINGIES

Letus and chaise I hope the day improves. dealing with tantrums is exhausting. Having a rant helps as does

I channeled my inner wench last night and the friend got told in no uncertain terms what was wrong. Long story short my DS decided not to attend Grammar school despite having a place and she questioned my parenting skills and said due to my appearance children would pick on my DS and not be his friend. She then said the only reason she talked to me was because we were childhood friends so she knew 'my children were actually nice despite my appearance'. This was someone I considered as one of my closest friends.

So I told her last night that despite her apology I can't get past the fact she clearly has huge judgey pants feels that I'm not acceptable socially and that I no longer want to spend time with her. She was very shocked and said I'm over reacting.

So I now have said my piece, have hardly slept and am just going to sit here in the tavern where I am acceptable.

In other news it's Friday. So DH will be home later.

letus it was indeed you who enticed me over you temptress you. I was chatting about BC wasn't I on the bcas thread and then I saw you had posted on the musketeer thread (which I had kept wanting to look at but didn't) and I thought RIGHT THEN. I KNOW HER A. IT, IF SHE IS ON. IT I AM GOJNG TO HAVE A LOOK.

SO in short. Without letus I might never have come over to read the threads and with out sparkwrwsz posting just as I got to that exact point in my catching up with the threads I wouldn't have posted. Probably.

So, special insertion wenches are letus for luring me here the gorgeous minx and sparks for knowing the exact moment to post there fore opening the door.

TO BE CLEAR ALL OF MY WENCHIES ARE SPECIAL INNIT before you all start