Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

Oh it's always good to see you apersz ALWAYS.

But where the absolute FUCK is florah? busy with work I suppose. But I miss her and need her more than ever right now.

I am getting forced encouraged into Doing Something by certain wenches.

I wonder if we ever did get any new lurkers?

HELLOOO FUCKERSZ, WHY NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING WEIRD YOU CREEPY TWATS AND COME AND JOIN IN, JUST SAY HELLO AND STATE YOUR BOFFING ORDER INNIT

MINE IS....
Porthos
Trev
Milady
Aramis. Maybe. But only in a three/foursome and /or to piss Porthos off.

Obviously all the wenches would totes get it.

It's ok Liv, I don't expect he will be needed. Athos has inexhaustible energy!

Norah, for Porthos.

So Porthos is still in the dog (nto) house norah? He must have been a really naughty (nlt) boy

Welcome back apes, your holiday sounds like it was lovely.

Well Norah, the wenches are known to be very persuasive/determined/stubborn/bloody minded (*delete as appropriate).

I've had an awful headache, but at least it's almost toddler bedtime.

Loving the west side story wenchversions.

Squeeeee apricot! Rewatches will be amazing this time. We can go, "I stood there!!!"

nora do you need flopsy for anything specific? Can we fill in?

Welcome back Apricot!! Sounds totally amazing!!! I'd love to hear the full itinerary etc sometime.

I don't know what they're trying to persuade you into Nor but of it'll make you happy, do it.

Poor Flops is probably hanging on with her bare teeth for the end of term. I certainly am. Currently sitting in pissing rain in car park waiting for ds4 to come back from Sports thing. Come the fuck on. They're late. Grrrrr.

Morelike YES I AGREE ref Harri Tudur who was of course WELSH.

Can any wench help me find tiny toddler size biker boots?

TM is really attached to his boots which are much too small now, because they are like his dads. He's found them every time I've put them away and will cram his feet into them even if he has other shoes that fit perfectly.

These are the best I've found www.drmartens.com/uk/Kids-Infants/Dr-Martens-Jiffy-Kids-Boot/p/16219201 has anyone seen anything similar?

Evening wenches.

Not keeping up totally. West side wenches...fab! Glad all vac wenches had/saw/did nice things and are back safe.

Really need this term to finish. Just. Three. More. Days.

DS has now had his formal diagnosis and I'm frantically passing paperwork onto new school. I'm quite emotional about it all. Feels like a huge weight off but I'm exhausted.

I'm mostly falling asleep with crochet on my lap this week!!

Well done Minty - glad that's all done in time for next school year.
Love the West Side Wench Songs Mavis & Fancy
Re yorkist, I'm a white rose by maiden-name. Currenlty reading this which has interesting analysis of the differences between Scotland and England, starting with HenryVII. Took it on WenchVac but didn't read any of it - bit busy with work sightseeing

Off to strip Athos yesterday's roast chicken for tonight's tea now...

That looks really interesting helen

Thanks btw!

Alright Norah? I have no idea what you are talking about of course

Btw, you missed the Cardinal off your boff list...

Oooh - Liv We saw this on wenchVac and thought of you... (Hopes picture posts the right way up)

Helen Now that looks like my and the Cardinal's kind of place

No I didn't liv. He's not there for a reason although am arfing at that helen
Did you go in or were you all too chicken?

mouse I assume you've tried eBay and amazon?

Yes he is fancy
thanks apersz it was a beautiful dream
I'm sure I'll be fine one I read some TavLit.

THAT IS A HINT TAVLIT WENCHES BTW.

Oh is it because if you fancied him then none of the others would have a look in Norah?

I'm still trying to do my non-sex Cardinal story! It has to have lots of snuggling so I'm have a job getting the plot together

Evening all.

Not much to report, just checking in. Feel a bit meh. Might have a cup of tea and see if that perks me up.

Mavis Try this - it always brightens me up...

You're welcome

Evening wenches

Welcome back Apricot

DS1 is doing my fecking head in.

Evening LetUs my DS is being a winge-bag tonight.

Mavis -

I am having an early night tonight - once I've finished eating.

Sounds very interesting Helen

That's me MoreLike, my life is ridiculously interesting and exciting

mavis fab Officer Krupke Athos. Shall be humming it all night.

morelike I had a v. Lancastrian history teacher and certainly had the impression that he was highly thought of, allowed and none of that medieval stuff. HenryVII was certainly a canny king, very slippery but he did do some good stuff for the time. He was a ruthless bugger but then you have to be to usurp the throne with such a flimsy claim to it.

All modern not allowed

And Rar for returned apes!