Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Evening all.

Just placemarking - haven't really stopped working since first thing this morning and now off to bed. Stupidly busy week, catch up soon. ILYA.

Evening, just spent the evening nattering on the phone to an old friend - doesn't an hour and a bit just fly by

Love that Red Scharlach caption helen

You may snigger at the Aramis rota badders, but it maximises Musketeer-on-wench time - no time wasted on fighting you see?

Okay LetUs when are you bringing the sexy? Did you mean this?

There's something missing on this thread

Ah that's better

But Fancy that still means you have to share him - what's all that about? We on Team Batshit Cardinal believe in finders keepers - saves any hassle with paperwork!

Liv...you are spoiling us!
Just put the money under his pillow.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! Did ya miss me?

Bet I've missed stacks of stuff. Do I need to read back or is it the usual shite witty and urbane style chat?

Fancy I think that might be a rather brilliant cross post (unless you have finally seen the light as far as PC is concerned!)

MrsB!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back - I won't snog you as I'm covered in Marmite!

Well that approach may work on the niche teams livia, and for a man unable to cope with more than one wench at a time. But it wouldn't do for Team A, and of course the man himself is up to the task

Mrsb...welcome back! Just put the booze behind the bar. Laundry in the corner...I'll get to it in the morning. Just ignore the piles of dead skin there might be some buffet left nut I wouldn't change the scotch eggs if I were you.

Do I want to know why you are covered in Marmite Liv?

Um, probably not as it makes me boak.

chance the scotch eggs!

Fancy Unable to cope?? I can assure you that the Cardinal has the energy of a much younger man not to mention a mahoosive cock

How you can possibly think I was referring to the PC pic, when my post contains that Aramis gif in all it's sexy smirking glory, I have no idea livia

MrsB yay!! It's mostly been the usual perving, but with added foot-skin flakes ,shudders>

Still more sexy needed

MrsB Probably not - it was a dungeon related activity

Oh. I am however quite partial to a scotch egg. I might have some slightly out of date mini cornish pasties in the fridge if you want me to add those?

Where exactly have you been MrsB? really lousy memory

A much younger man than the Cardinal is still an old gimmer though livia

Oh sorry Fancy I saw some random bloke on your post but as he wasn't anywhere near as sexy as PC in his boxers, I didn't take much notice

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh just been watching Strange & Norrell. Want to see the last one now

Work tomorrow, best go make sarnies...

Night all. I shallleave you with the pretty...

I also have a big infected blister on the sole of my foot from ceilidh dancing in inappropriate shoes, followed by ceilidh dancing in no shoes. Can I add that to the gross foot discussions?

Who has manky footner feet?

Hello *mrsb!!!!! Where have you been???? We've missed you!

Naaaa, just the usual blathering, just dive right in.

MrsBEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello

Night wenches