Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

'The Queen is with child' - well that's good news isn't it!

Evening wenchi

Hope you've all had nice days. All exam stress here, far from good. Mr C has spent most of the day fixing bikes up for the 'exam finish holiday' - they leave on Thursday. Will be odd without them but they will both just love it. Also panicking about some of my childcare arrangements for ds4. I so admire all single parents and how they cope. I need to get over the fact I don't entirely trust ds2/3 and give them more responsibility too. But then again... :-/

Floppers lovely to have to here. Fabulous listage.

Madame hope your migrane has lifted.

Aramis has just told the Queen he will watch over and guard the baby

Oops busted by the Cardinal

They say that Athos is the best swordsman, but the way that Dog kills Vinnie, Kings captor, and Roachfort, takes some beating.

Yes really - I have wondered about that!

Ok. My bikini line and thighs are done.

sparkle the numbing cream
Is Emla. It used to be sold everywhere in mycountry and then they made it only-prescription. Over here it's largely the same - can't buy it in the pharmacy but I managed to find it from an online one. It worked a treat

The sad news is that yesterday I had most of the prosexxo so today for the ordeal only one glass was left and a small dribble

Emla is non prescription here but quite pricey.

Comtess re the exam stress and MrC going away with DS1

Am bemused at the levels of wench beautification currently in progress. Have no idea what you're on about half the time - elma, footner

Am feeling slightly less fuzzy headed but am going to sleep once I've eaten.

flopsy! Glad to see the report writing hasn't been the death of you. Good list, I can see how much lusting thought has gone into it.

Wonderful rewatch livia

helen let's hope i'm your sexy santa. You'll have peeling off feet in no time

Awwwww Drink you say the nicest things!

Clearly the prosecco was stronger than expected. Secret. I meant secret santa ffs

Feet peeling off

Not to worry Drink, I'm sure you make a very sexy santa - you can hide your peeling feet in your thigh-high patent leather boots

Will you be my sexy santa drink? That sounds quite nice.

Here you go Drink

Awwww comtesse, sounds like they will have an ace bonding session. Hope ds4's childcare is sorted. Ds2 and 3 will be good Im sure. Its a good opportunity to try them out...?

Migraine pretty much gone now thank you. now the weekends over FMM. However just to make sure, Im going to bed pretty much now, and resisting the lure of buffy on netflix.

Night all! xxx

Night Madame, have a good me time' day tomorrow

Madame we are so naturally and eternally gorgeous we don't need this 'beauty regime' nonsense.

Actually, despite feeling much more awake than I was earlier, I ought to head for the hayloft too.

Night all...

Night madame

The trust thing is hard isn't it? Those constant little steps out of your comfort zone.

Oh bugger, washing is still on the line

I shave my legs and armpits, that's my beauty regime

Fancy about the Prosexxo too. I might just get me a bottle of that.

I think Drink translate has a small glitch in it tonight. Too much bikini line ripping probably .